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Howdy. This topic is completely experimental and mostly being created to have fun. If you think it's stupid that's fine, you don't have to tell me here.
What I wanted to do was post various end-game gear in waves of 10. Then, everyone would vote on a scale of 1-10 of how high of an "e-peen" the item gives you by owning it. The following should all be taken into consideration when giving an e-peen rating to an item.
1) Rarity/Difficulty to Obtain. Part of having a big e-peen is having something a lot of people don't have. Obviously usefulness matters more, but do take this into consideration when giving an item a score.
2) Usefulness in that item slot. This is probably what I would weigh the most. Having a super-rare item that's completely useless isn't exactly gonna raise your e-peen any. E-peen is all about cranking out those huge numbers as well as looking snazzy! When possible, keep in mind other alternatives to the piece in question and whether or not they are better.
Got it? Great. Remember that 1 is "my grandma has more e-peen than this" and 10 is "people stop and worship me when they see this". I'll refrain from initially voting in each wave so my votes don't influence the votes of others and then I'll maintain the average e-peen rating for each item in this post. Feel free to justify your ratings in your post if you'd like.
Tip: If you check the "Disable smilies in text" checkbox before posting, you can post (8) without making a stupid shades-wearing face.
Wave One: Adaman Hauberk, Black Belt, Byakko's Haidate, Dalmatica, Divisor Ring, Hauteclaire, Kraken Club, Novio Earring, Perseus's Harpe, Ridill
Wave Two: Crimson Cuisses, Defending Ring, Hecatomb Cap, Herald's Gaiters, Ice Gauntlets, Koenig Cuirass, Novia Earring, Sha'ir Manteel, Speed Belt, Vivian Ring
Wave Three: Duelist's Chapeau, Ebisu Fishing Rod, Homam Gambieras, Homam Manopolas, Morrigan's Robe, Nashira Manteel, Nashira Seraweels, Usukane Sune-Ate, Valor Surcoat, Vampiric Claws
Wave Four: Aegis, Bandomusha Kote, Crimson Scale Mail, Gjallarhorn, Maat's Cap, Peacock Amulet, Shadow Mantle, Shadow Ring, Trotter Boots, Yinyang Robe
Wave Five:
Ares's Sollerets (0)
Askar Manopolas (0)
Cleric's Pantaloons (0)
Denali Jacket (0)
Goliard Cuffs (0)
Kirin's Osode (0)
Kyudogi (0)
Marduk's Tiara (0)
Saotome Kote (0)
Skadi's Chausses (0)
Overall E-Peen Rating:
Aegis (9.82)
Gjallarhorn (9.79)
Defending Ring (9.37)
Novio Earring (8.77)
Usukane Sune-Ate (8.47)
Morrigan's Robe (8.42)
Ridill (8.21)
Hauteclaire (8.19)
Duelist's Chapeau (8.00)
Ebisu Fishing Rod (7.81)
Herald's Gaiters (7.45)
Adaman Hauberk (7.40)
Maat's Cap (7.18)
Valor Surcoat (7.00)
Yinyang Robe (6.82)
Vivian Ring (6.55)
Perseus's Harpe (6.63)
Black Belt (6.62)
Koenig Cuirass (6.47)
Speed Belt (6.37)
Divisor Ring (6.25)
Novia Earring (6.15)
Nashira Seraweels (5.97)
Dalmatica (5.92)
Peacock Amulet (5.88)
Bandomusha Kote (5.82)
Shadow Mantle (5.59)
Homam Manopolas (5.42)
Homam Gambieras (5.32)
Shadow Ring (5.29)
Kraken Club (5.21)
Sha'ir Manteel (5.16)
Crimson Cuisses (4.84)
Trotter Boots (4.65)
Hecatomb Cap (4.47)
Vampiric Claws (4.22)
Nashira Manteel (3.89)
Byakko's Haidate (3.88)
Crimson Scale Mail (3.12)
Ice Gauntlets (3.06)
What I wanted to do was post various end-game gear in waves of 10. Then, everyone would vote on a scale of 1-10 of how high of an "e-peen" the item gives you by owning it. The following should all be taken into consideration when giving an e-peen rating to an item.
1) Rarity/Difficulty to Obtain. Part of having a big e-peen is having something a lot of people don't have. Obviously usefulness matters more, but do take this into consideration when giving an item a score.
2) Usefulness in that item slot. This is probably what I would weigh the most. Having a super-rare item that's completely useless isn't exactly gonna raise your e-peen any. E-peen is all about cranking out those huge numbers as well as looking snazzy! When possible, keep in mind other alternatives to the piece in question and whether or not they are better.
Got it? Great. Remember that 1 is "my grandma has more e-peen than this" and 10 is "people stop and worship me when they see this". I'll refrain from initially voting in each wave so my votes don't influence the votes of others and then I'll maintain the average e-peen rating for each item in this post. Feel free to justify your ratings in your post if you'd like.
Tip: If you check the "Disable smilies in text" checkbox before posting, you can post (8) without making a stupid shades-wearing face.
Wave One: Adaman Hauberk, Black Belt, Byakko's Haidate, Dalmatica, Divisor Ring, Hauteclaire, Kraken Club, Novio Earring, Perseus's Harpe, Ridill
Wave Two: Crimson Cuisses, Defending Ring, Hecatomb Cap, Herald's Gaiters, Ice Gauntlets, Koenig Cuirass, Novia Earring, Sha'ir Manteel, Speed Belt, Vivian Ring
Wave Three: Duelist's Chapeau, Ebisu Fishing Rod, Homam Gambieras, Homam Manopolas, Morrigan's Robe, Nashira Manteel, Nashira Seraweels, Usukane Sune-Ate, Valor Surcoat, Vampiric Claws
Wave Four: Aegis, Bandomusha Kote, Crimson Scale Mail, Gjallarhorn, Maat's Cap, Peacock Amulet, Shadow Mantle, Shadow Ring, Trotter Boots, Yinyang Robe
Wave Five:
Ares's Sollerets (0)
Askar Manopolas (0)
Cleric's Pantaloons (0)
Denali Jacket (0)
Goliard Cuffs (0)
Kirin's Osode (0)
Kyudogi (0)
Marduk's Tiara (0)
Saotome Kote (0)
Skadi's Chausses (0)
Overall E-Peen Rating:
Aegis (9.82)
Gjallarhorn (9.79)
Defending Ring (9.37)
Novio Earring (8.77)
Usukane Sune-Ate (8.47)
Morrigan's Robe (8.42)
Ridill (8.21)
Hauteclaire (8.19)
Duelist's Chapeau (8.00)
Ebisu Fishing Rod (7.81)
Herald's Gaiters (7.45)
Adaman Hauberk (7.40)
Maat's Cap (7.18)
Valor Surcoat (7.00)
Yinyang Robe (6.82)
Vivian Ring (6.55)
Perseus's Harpe (6.63)
Black Belt (6.62)
Koenig Cuirass (6.47)
Speed Belt (6.37)
Divisor Ring (6.25)
Novia Earring (6.15)
Nashira Seraweels (5.97)
Dalmatica (5.92)
Peacock Amulet (5.88)
Bandomusha Kote (5.82)
Shadow Mantle (5.59)
Homam Manopolas (5.42)
Homam Gambieras (5.32)
Shadow Ring (5.29)
Kraken Club (5.21)
Sha'ir Manteel (5.16)
Crimson Cuisses (4.84)
Trotter Boots (4.65)
Hecatomb Cap (4.47)
Vampiric Claws (4.22)
Nashira Manteel (3.89)
Byakko's Haidate (3.88)
Crimson Scale Mail (3.12)
Ice Gauntlets (3.06)
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