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You'll never be able to get back those eight-and-a-half bucks you blew on your ticket for Uwe Boll's "Alone In The Dark", but those seeking revenge against the infamous German filmmaker will be pleased to know that a recent interview with FEARnet revealed a giant glowing weak point in his floundering directorial career -- amidst Nazi humor and PETA endorsements, Boll commented on a petition, currently at around 18,000 signatures, for him to forever put an end to his game franchise-defiling ways. It'll take more than that to derail his train of box office catastrophes, he claimed -- though one million signatures should do the trick.
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To: Dr. Uwe Boll

We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his failures simply cannot be abided any longer.

Mr. Boll has repeatedly shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen and his ham-fisted approach to horror has soiled future possibilities for anyone else who may attempt to bring videogames to film.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned
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http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
 
I signed it. I like the idea and I'd love to see him quit film making entirely, but it's most likely a futile effort.
 
The Resident Evil trilogy of films weren't exactly Spielberg quality, and Boll was nowhere near those. As bad as his movies are, it's not like he's losing any money on them. He can direct to his heart's content.
 
Pretty certain that when presented with a list of one million names of people who want this guy to stop directing, he'll look at it and say "wow, I made a million people do that? Cool." and keep directing.

As with anything related to this travesty of a director, I'll just opt-out and not pay it any mind. If he directs a shitty movie based on a shitty video game, I'll gleefully keep my money and go see something else.
 
He is just using this as publicity for Postal. The petition could get one hundred million signatures and it wouldn't change anything.

If you want someone to stop doing something, just ignore it until it goes away. Nobody saw his last movie, and nobody is going to see Postal. Eventually people will stop giving him work.
 
Pasquale said:
If you want someone to stop doing something, just ignore it until it goes away. Nobody saw his last movie, and nobody is going to see Postal. Eventually people will stop giving him work.
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If only that worked for Michael Bay.
 
Pasquale said:
If you want someone to stop doing something, just ignore it until it goes away. Nobody saw his last movie, and nobody is going to see Postal. Eventually people will stop giving him work.
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Fuck that. I say shoot him.
 
Heh. The man responds:



"I am not a fucking retard like Michael Bay!"

Keep that dream alive, director-man.
 
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you fuckers kidding me?! i loved how the spring break teenagers in house of the dead geared up when the going got tough and displayed a blatent knowledge of numerous firearms and shot with precision and skill...and how the big tittied bimbo dueled like a champion with an undead 1000 year old psychopath in leather pants and a tanktop no less...i also loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed the fact that the zombies did not only run but they leaped through the air like circus performers...and how you could see the fucking trampolines they jumped on...some real genius you are :nono:

signed...stop this prick before he destroys farcry
 
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Tok said:
you fuckers kidding me?! i loved how the spring break teenagers in house of the dead geared up when the going got tough and displayed a blatent knowledge of numerous firearms and shot with precision and skill...and how the big tittied bimbo dueled like a champion with an undead 1000 year old psychopath in leather pants and a tanktop no less...i also loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed the fact that the zombies did not only run but they leaped through the air like circus performers...and how you could see the fucking trampolines they jumped on...some real genius you are :nono:

signed...stop this prick before he destroys farcry
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Agree and don't get me even started on bloodrayne. Such promising movies destroyed.

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