English -> AOL translator.

[Mai Ikari]

The AOL'er translator: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Unfortunatly it doesn't tranlate AOL -> English, but I doubt anything besides a professional translator could do that. XD

Just as an example, taken from the page I found the link:

Original:

I voted Yes and I use FireFox (of course ). I think it all depends on marketing. If every Firefox user will spread it, FireFox will be given away on CDs with magazines and maybe even some commercials on TV, then it will get 10% easily.

BUT FireFox will get 'unsecure' if more users are going to use it, because hackers will target it then. So FireFox should keep getting better with lots of advanced (security) options (And I'm sure it will), but it should also stay simple. I don't know if FF already has this function, but it should dld pages with > 1 connection to the server, and the download manager has to get some more functions (Multi-connection support, Auto-downloading, etc..). With this functions the quality above IE will (I think) be even better.

Oh, and the OEM-bundling is a valid point. I myself btw are going to use Portable Firefox on a memstick and use it on every computer with USB. I simply REFUSE working with IE anymore... I hope more people will follow.

AOL:

I VOT3D YES AND I USE FIERFOX (OF COURSE ) )!!11! I THINK IT AL DEP3NDS ON MARK3TNG!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL IF AVERY FIERFOX USER WIL SPRAAD IT FIERFOX WIL B GIEVN AWAY ON CDS WIT MAGAZIENS AND MAYB EVEN SOME COM3RCIALS ON TV THEN IT WIL G3T 10% AASILY
BUT!!1!1 OMG FIERFOX WIL G3T UNSACUR3 IF MOR3 US3RS R GONG 2 USA IT B/C HAK3RS WIL TARG3T IT THEN!!1!!!!! LOL SO FIERFOX SHUD KEP G3TNG BT3R WIT LOTS OF ADVANCED (SECURITY) OPTIONS (AND IMM SURE IT WIL) BUT IT SHUD ALSO STAY SIMPLE1!!!11 OMG I DONT KNOW IF F ALREADY HAS THIS FUNCTION BUT IT SHUD DLD PAEGS WIT > 1 CONECTION 2 TEH SARVER AND DA DOWNLOAD MANAEGR HAS 2 GET SOME MORE FUNCTIONS (MULTI-CONECTION SUPORT AU2-DOWNLOADNG ETC.)11111!!11! LOL WIT THIS FUNCTIONS DA QUALITY ABOVE EI WIL (I THINK) B EV3N O11!1!1! WTF LOL AND TEH OEM-BUNDLNG IS A VALID POINT111!!11 OMG LOL I MYS3LF BTW R GONG 2 USA PORTABL3 FIERFOX ON A MEMSTIK AND USE IT ON EVERY COMPUT3R WIT USB!11!!! I SIMPLY REFUSE WORKNG WIT EI ANYMOR3.)1111!!11!1!!11!!1!! I HOPE MOR3 PEOPLE WIL FOLOW!!11 OMG WTF

It hurts your eyes, no? XD

 

[Mr.Wonko]

Original:
This is my favorite passage from Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky:
"The candle-end had long been burning out in the bent candlestick, casting a dim light in this destitute room upon the murderer and the harlot strangely come together over the reading of the eternal book." It speaks eloquently of a painful desire for forgiveness; a deep, sincere need for atonement, but the unconquerable shame that would come from such an admission, a shame already pervasive in poor Rodya's soul, seemingly hinders any such admission. Rodya, it seems, is doomed to weather his own psychological torments.

Translation:
THIS IS MAH FAVORIET PASAEG FROM CRIEM AND PUNISHMENT BY FYODOR TEH CANDL3-3ND HAD LONG B3N BURNNG OUT IN TEH BNT CANDLESTIK CASTNG A DIM LIGHT IN THIS DESTITUT3 ROM UPON DA MURDERER AND TEH HARLOT STRANG3LY COM3 2GETHAR OVAR TEH READNG OF TEH 3T3RNAL BOK!!!11!!! OMG LOL IT SP3AKS ALOQU3NTLY OF A PANEFUL DESIER FOR FORGIEVNES A DEP SINC3RE NED FOR A2NAM3NT BUT TEH UNCONQU3RABLE SHME TAHT WUD COME FROM SUCH AN ADMISION A SHME ALRAADY PERVASIEV IN POR RODYAS SU SEMNGLY HINDARS ANY SUCH ADMISION!!1!11!1 OMG LOL RODYA IT SEMS IS DOMED 2 WEATHER HIS OWN PSYCHOLOGICAL 2RMENTS!11111!

 

[Dirgesong]

from the windows nt4 EULA!

NOTE ON JAVA SUPORT!!1!1 OMG WTF DA R PRODUCT CONTANES SUPORT FOR PROGRMS WRITEN IN JAVA!!1! OMG LOL JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT 2L3RANT AND IS NOT D3SIGNAD MANUFACTURED OR INTANDAD FOR US3 OR RESAEL AS ON-LIEN CONTROL 3QUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRNG FALE-SAEF PARFORMANCA
SUCH AS IN TEH OPARATION OF NUCLAAR FACILITEIS ARECRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMUNICATION SYST3MS ARE TRAFIC CONTROL DIERCT LIEF SUPORT MACHIENS OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS IN WHICH TEH FALEURE OF JAVA T3CHNOLOGY CUD L3AD DIERCTLY 2 DEATH PARSONAL INJURY OR S3V3R3 PHYSICAL OR ANVIRONM3NTAL DMAEG1!111 WTF LOL

NOTE ON JAVA SUPPORT. THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT CONTAINS SUPPORT FOR PROGRAMS WRITTEN IN JAVA. JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED, MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF JAVA TECHNOLOGY COULD LEAD DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.

 

[Lokkin]

Original: I am so sick and tired of waiting for parties as thief.

AOL: IM SO SIK AND TIERD OF WATENG FOR PARTEIS AS THEIF
!1111!1! OMG


Toochez.

 

[BlackMage]

lol this is funny

Original:
Stupid GM's don't do a crap about anything if someone trys to mpk you, or if you try to report any gil sellers all they say is. "We are sorry about what happend but we cant do anything about it as of now, we need more evidence thank you for your time" ugh idiots!!!! Napolean Style!


Translation:
STUPID GMS DONT DO A CRAP ABOUT ANYTHNG IF SOMEONA TRYS 2 MPK U OR IF U TRY 2 R3PORT ANY GIL SELERS AL THEY SAY IS!!1! OMG WTF LOL W3 R SORY ABOUT WUT HAP3ND BUT W3 CANT DO ANYTHNG ABOUT IT AS OF NOW W3 NED MORA 3VIEDNC3 THANK U FOR UR TIEM UGH IDIOTS!!11!11!1!!111!!11!11111!11!! OMG NAPOL3AN STYL311!1!!1! LOL

 

[Swishiee]

AOL SUKS FUKNG AS11!1 WTF LOL ITS DA WORST ISP OUT THEYRE1!!! OMG LOL IT TAEKS UP 2 MUCH BADWIDTH AND M3MORY THAN WUT IS REQUIERD 2 VEIW TEH INTERN3T11!!1! LOL PLUS ITS OVAR $20 USD A MONTH FOR DA PEICE OF SHIT11!!11 OMG LOL FUK IT!!1!111 WTF LOL

That's pretty damn accurate...

 

[Mithracat]

AOL SUKS FUKNG AS11!1 WTF LOL ITS DA WORST ISP OUT THEYRE1!!! OMG LOL IT TAEKS UP 2 MUCH BADWIDTH AND M3MORY THAN WUT IS REQUIERD 2 VEIW TEH INTERN3T11!!1! LOL PLUS ITS OVAR $20 USD A MONTH FOR DA PEICE OF SHIT11!!11 OMG LOL FUK IT!!1!111 WTF LOL

That's pretty damn accurate...

I AGRE.

 

[BlackMage]

AOL SUKS FUKNG AS11!1 WTF LOL ITS DA WORST ISP OUT THEYRE1!!! OMG LOL IT TAEKS UP 2 MUCH BADWIDTH AND M3MORY THAN WUT IS REQUIERD 2 VEIW TEH INTERN3T11!!1! LOL PLUS ITS OVAR $20 USD A MONTH FOR DA PEICE OF SHIT11!!11 OMG LOL FUK IT!!1!111 WTF LOL

That's pretty damn accurate...

I NAVER HAD AOL I HAEV COMCAST INST3AD.TRY11!1!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL GATNG A NU ISP SUKS FOR U1!1!!! LOL

 

[Tyrion]

WELCOME 2 QUETZALCOATL DALEY N3WS TEH FXI QUETZALCOATL SARV3R COMUNITY
IN!!1!!11 WTF LOL ORDER 2 MAEK UR STAY AS ANJOYABLA AS POSIBLE PLZ REVEIW AND OBY DA FOLOWNG SIMPL3 RUL3S
- AD UR IN-GMA MANE CHARACTER NMA 2 UR SIGNATURE
- KEP FLM3S 2 TEH FLMEBOARD NO EXC3PTIONS
-111!1! OMG NO PERSONAL R3FERENCE POSTS (IE.1!!1!1 OMG WTF CLIKBANK 3V3RWARS STUF LIEK TAHT)
- ONE SIGNATURE IMAEG PER POST EV3N IF U REPLY MULTIPLE TIEMS
- B COURTEOUS
- POSTS ENCOURAGNG PIRACY DIERCTLY OR INDIERCTLY WIL NOT B 2LERAETD
- POST COUNT BUMPNG WIL NOT B 2LERAETD
TAHTS IT
CUDNT!11!!11! OMG LOL B AASEIR RILLY!11!1 OMG DALEY N3WS IS NOT A D3MOCRACY PARTICIPATNG IN THIS COMUNITY IS NOT A RIGHT BUT A PRIVIELG3 STIK 2 TEH ABOV3 RULES AND U WIL HAEV A GOD TIEM VIOLAET THEM AND U MAY B ASK3D 2 L3AEV!!!1!1 WTF

 

[Sephectja]

BOKMARKS > AD 2 BOKMARKS (AOL TRANSLA2R)

 

[Tymon]

To tell you the truth, that's not how the "elite" generation of AOLers talk at all, that's just the kids that wander around that know nothing but act like it.

 

[Mai Ikari]

Well, that's why it's actually called:
The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

 

[Sindarkus]

Original:
This is my favorite passage from Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky:

i'd just like to take this time to point out that wonko can't read.

good find, though. i can use this now that i've taken to lvling smn

 

[Neche]

We should have a thread, that has only comments translated by that thing. I think it would be a good laugh.

 

[meeze]

We should have a thread, that has only comments translated by that thing. I think it would be a good laugh.

um... this is the thread that has comments translated...
/shakes his head at Neche.

noobs

 

[Neche]

TAHT COMANT WASNT TRANSLAETD SO THEIR GO3S TEH THREAD.!!!1!1!!111 LOL JARK1111! WTF LOL

 

[Mr.Wonko]

Original:
This is my favorite passage from Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky:

i'd just like to take this time to point out that wonko can't read.

good find, though. i can use this now that i've taken to lvling smn

Ssssssshhhh!