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Peregrine.........


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what we have hear is the next colbwa....or maybe colbwa was the next peregrine...i get so confused on that part
 
Noxxx said:
Let me get you a tissue to clean that up with. If you don't stop you'll go blind. Anytime you want to make an attempt at grown-up talk go right ahead, I'll try not to laugh at you to hard.
To hard what?
Like I said, fresh out of sixth grade. You're just fresh meat to me. A new name on the list. You're a slow bloomer, but you're still quite typical. You're new at this. Don't kid yourself. You're developing absolutely predictably.

The first thing every 2-bit who thinks they're something special does when I start to remember their names is to assume that I remember them because they stand out. Take a look around. You're about the fifth one to mistake your remarkability for my memory. Ask decidence. He only parties with multiple rangers. So says the almighty ninja in bibiki as he follows me out to pull like some dune noob. You're hack, noxx. Seen your kind before. You're like the beggars who I don't respond to. The first thing they think? That they owned me into submission and that I can't respond. Lol how many times have I had to respond to a double-poster that I ignored who followes up a first pathetic post with a pere-look-at-me post? I see quite a few from this thread who have done it. And now here you are thinking I remember you because you stand out. ECKS DEE says the internet forum poster.

No Noxx, you didn't say anything to remember. I remember you regardless of how mediocre you are. Just look at Masterorion. The guy is the classic special needs. But I still remember him. Gimp ranger who I outparsed on thief. Spammed weaponskills at random. Complete TP ****-up. Trust me, if I could forget I would.
"You remember me I must have gotten under ur skin!"
HA! You're telling me your memory doesn't work like mine? Must really suck to be so mentally bland as to not remember a face you've seen twice--even an average one. I've seen you twice. It doesn't matter what you say, if I see you twice you're mine.
 
You're really not getting it are you. You don't know be fool. I didn't say i made an impression based on any pass grouping we've had in game dipshit, i said it because every other post in this thread out of you has my name in it. I'm not sure what else you said, because again, i read until i saw you talking to/about me AGAIN, and just stopped reading. While i'm sure we've crossed paths once or twice in the 2 years i've been playing this game, it sure doesn't mean we know eachother. I'm not sure why you keep bringing me up, but its very flattering.
 
Didn't you get the memo? You're my newest toy. Kat got old fast.
 
Noxxx said:
You're really not getting it are you. You don't know be fool. I didn't say i made an impression based on any pass grouping we've had in game dipshit, i said it because every other post in this thread out of you has my name in it. I'm not sure what else you said, because again, i read until i saw you talking to/about me AGAIN, and just stopped reading. While i'm sure we've crossed paths once or twice in the 2 years i've been playing this game, it sure doesn't mean we know eachother. I'm not sure why you keep bringing me up, but its very flattering.
That be in the first line was supposed to be a me.
 
Peregrine said:
Didn't you get the memo? You're my newest toy. Kat got old fast.


There you go, now at least you're paying attention and trying to think instead of just mashing your fingers on the keyboard and saying how much you love yourself.
 
Ohhh noxieboy, you dun fell for it. Just a sec. I'll be right back with your prize. It's time for a little cut and paste.
 
I really hope this goes somewhere while i'm at lunch, because if i get back and you drop right back into jerking yourself off mentally, I'm probably gonna just stop reading, and i know how much that would break your heart. btw, still don't really know who the fuck you are, do you play ffxi?
 
Peregrine said:
Ohhh noxieboy, you dun fell for it. Just a sec. I'll be right back with your prize. It's time for a little cut and paste.

p.s. I like noxieboy better than the noxx with only 2 xs, maybe you should stay with that, or hack off another x and save yourself valuable typing time.
 
Noxxx said:
... ... I didn't say i made an impression based on any pass grouping we've had in game dipshit. I said {that I made an impression} because every other post in this thread out of you has my name in it. ...

You know...point to me where I ever brought the game into this regarding you. You're 100% forum fanboy. All natural internet affected. Since you must be talking to me though, because you're so typical...Rewind some posts annnnnd...PLAY!

Noxxx said:
Its nice that with all the people writing books about you...the 1 post i've directed at you and the 2 or 3 i've made about you, have made such an impression that you can't keep from stroking yourself ...

How must you have impressed me? Go ahead, you're not the first to think that your posts must impress me, so tell me. Explain to me why you think you impress me. I know it's flattering, but give it time. You're new. You think these beggars' books is what it takes for them. LOL do you think you're BETTER than they are at this? OMG that's it, isn't it? That's great. It really is. Fresh meat trying to take on the champ thinking he's hot stuff. It takes them pages to get pere's attention but it only takes me 3 posts! I must be a scrapper! Oh BOY!

Heh. I must say, kid, you have a head on you. Big inflated derigible of a head. All my fanboys go through a honeymoon phase where I talk to them personally. Then I start getting tired of them. Start skipping them over. Then they start posting more and more at me. My tolerance for them increases, so they just bark louder. Then they start BEGGING for attention. You're already showing signs of it. Hey pere I posted! Pere look at my post! Pere you can't respond to my post can you?! Pereeeee!~!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!

I don't remember mentioning the game at all, so why did you go there? I was talking about your debut into pere bashing recently. On the forum. You think your one post directed at me back in another thread made an impression? No. Who is this retard sluggard coming in two months too late into the fight? That's what's so unique about you, but even then you're not alone. Talk to Kat. Had to let her stew on it for a couple months too.

Then you try to hide it by running to the game where we've never tango'd? No runt, get back here. I never logged on, so get your ass back on the forum.
 
It's a GAME people... I didn't want to butt in, but you guys are arguing way too much... Can't we all just get along? If you hate eachother, /blacklist.
 
Oh oh oh shoot. Forgot something. If you don't believe me...if you don't think my fanboys turn from thinking they're god's gift to man because the likes of me says their name (which is where you are right now)...to screaming at the top of their lungs begging me to pay them attention within a month (which is where you will be inevitably, just like all these beggars who write pages)...

Look at moch. Poor bastard. I can barely remember the first time I paid him attention. It must have been a LOOOOOOONG time though. Poll on the flameboard. That's a nice bullhorn, you have to admit.

Tell you what, chump. I'll give you some advice. Work on your begging. You'll be needing it shortly to get my attention.
 
passions said:
i think i'll take Odon's advice IGNORE BUTTON

And yet here you are. Ignore button does a fat lot of good to a moron who STILL shows up after hitting it. Boy do I ever have this one. He's talking to me after cutting his own eyes out. Damn am I that good?
 
If only i could care in the least, i would be disapointed.

For the kids at home who don't acknowledge it yet:
Peregrine doesn't exist. He is a persona created by somebody for their own amusement. You can tell he doesn't really exist because he is 1 dimensional in a way that no forum villian truely ever is. Peregrine has no depth, no width, he is a single concept streaching through time to amuse his ceator. He is vanity incarnate, self-absorbtion if you will. Responding to him only allows him further perpetuate this persona, feeding it with its own arrogance. If you hate him, or love him, you only confirm him. Its unfortunate that his creator lacks the finesse to keep this fact hidden. But props on sticking to your guns and creating a fully functioning character out of a single concept.

Peregrine doesn't exist in the real world. "peregrine" was created to start fights and see how people react. He is somebodies hobby to see how much he can piss people off. Keep entertaining him if you want, but I for one, am keeping my vote on #2. I don't know him, because he doesn't exist.

If by some chance i'm somehow wrong and there is an individual in the world with peregrine's personality, then thats really funny.
 
This thread fucking delives, I tell ya what.
 
Peregrine said:
The first thing every 2-bit who thinks they're something special does when I start to remember their names is to assume that I remember them because they stand out.

I remember you regardless of how mediocre you are.

So why does this attention-whore answer "who the fuck is this noob? don't know him" about himself in his own flame? Good job genius. Just disappear.
*POOF* Vamoose sonofabitch.
 
gir said:
So why does this attention-whore answer "who the fuck is this noob? don't know him" about himself in his own flame? Good job genius. Just disappear.
*POOF* Vamoose sonofabitch.

wow you got Gir pissed at you :D thats an accomplishment, i've never seen him in the flame boards before

Way to go slick ;)
 
Peregrine said:
Oh oh oh shoot. Forgot something. If you don't believe me...if you don't think my fanboys turn from thinking they're god's gift to man because the likes of me says their name (which is where you are right now)...to screaming at the top of their lungs begging me to pay them attention within a month (which is where you will be inevitably, just like all these beggars who write pages)...

Look at moch. Poor bastard. I can barely remember the first time I paid him attention. It must have been a LOOOOOOONG time though. Poll on the flameboard. That's a nice bullhorn, you have to admit.

Tell you what, chump. I'll give you some advice. Work on your begging. You'll be needing it shortly to get my attention.

thats so sad, you think I want your attention hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh man that was a fucking laugh... you need serious fucking help. better yet.. i do want your attention.. i want you to go DIE! That'll be the ONLY time i'd ever want your fuckin attention.. is when you die so i can spit on you.

btw the poll is for your own sake, peregrine... because you "think" everyone loves you, you "think" everyone wants your attention, now you get the real truth.. just take a look at the poll results.
 
Noxxx said:
If only i could care in the least, i would be disapointed.

For the kids at home who don't acknowledge it yet:
Peregrine doesn't exist. He is a persona created by somebody for their own amusement. You can tell he doesn't really exist because he is 1 dimensional in a way that no forum villian truely ever is. Peregrine has no depth, no width, he is a single concept streaching through time to amuse his ceator. He is vanity incarnate, self-absorbtion if you will. Responding to him only allows him further perpetuate this persona, feeding it with its own arrogance. If you hate him, or love him, you only confirm him. Its unfortunate that his creator lacks the finesse to keep this fact hidden. But props on sticking to your guns and creating a fully functioning character out of a single concept.

Peregrine doesn't exist in the real world. "peregrine" was created to start fights and see how people react. He is somebodies hobby to see how much he can piss people off. Keep entertaining him if you want, but I for one, am keeping my vote on #2. I don't know him, because he doesn't exist.

If by some chance i'm somehow wrong and there is an individual in the world with peregrine's personality, then thats really funny.

that's not entirely true. Without the person behind the name "Peregrine," then it would not exist. The person behind "Peregrine" in reality is exactly what you see here; in real-life interactions this person's true persona is concealed and a "socially-acceptable" persona is created. Behind a computer-screen however, he chooses to unleash his true, locked-down persona, which is what you see on qcdn and in-game.

these people are what you call by the names "inferior" and in street terms "pussies," because they are afraid of being themselves in public, and have a low self-esteem which relies on "attention," "praise," or in Peregrine's case "rejection," and "negative-feedbacks." Why? because he's fucked up in the head, has ADD, and is probably very shy in public.

Hey i can be totally wrong, but in the end, this "Peregrine," (in game and here) is still a little bitch.
 
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