Everybody loves Peregrine

Peregrine.........


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man, I thought for the longest time they hated you pare but I'm starting to think you are all this board has, sure you do rattle about the same shit over and over, it's the insults really, you don't have any specialy ones, you could take anyone of your insults and put it towards anyone, I think that's what they talk about when they say that you are shellin out the same shit over and over. no beef just sayin that's what it looks like, but to get back to my original post:

I am starting to think that those ppl eat you up, they love you and what you bring to this board, it is pretty bad that the person you most hate and that a few of you even have him in your sig to ignore his ass are the ones that reply to him the most. guys, if you really don't like him that much, and don't want to deal w/ his shit, click on ur own damn sig and ignore his ass. But I would say just take out that part in your sig because pare really brings a new type of "flamer" to this board, even though every insult is the same, it still gives me a nice 10 page post to read every now and again when I'm bored.

but really, you put his name anywhere in any post and it's an instant huge post count, just stop posting about this shit if you want it to go away. nobody likes a hypocrite. maybe instead of "click here to ignore him" you can put something like "click here to reply to his lastest post".

ok, bedtime and I really mean it this time ; ;
 
look, i can make my self look smart like Peregrine!

I know surprisingly little about Peregrine. I know nothing about his background or lineage. I do not know where Peregrine was educated or what he has done besides shackle us with the chains of snobbism. Nevertheless, I can tell you all that you need to know about him. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is.

Peregrine may have the right to thrust all of us into scenarios rife with personal animosities and petty resentments. He may have the right to dress up his profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. But Peregrine crosses the line when he uses his bully pulpit to call evil good and good evil. He can't attack my ideas, so he attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. Peregrine could calumniate helpless nudniks.

Inasmuch as I disagree with Peregrine's accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Peregrine's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. To quote the prophet Isaiah, "Woe to ye who bring this battle to a fever pitch". The greatest quote I ever heard goes something like this: "Peregrine is living in a dream world." The biggest difference between me and Peregrine is that Peregrine wants to impale us on the pike of antinomianism. I, on the other hand, want to protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of the most pestiferous individuals you'll ever see.

One of Peregrine's votaries once said, "Anyone who dares to study the problem and recommend corrective action can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that he should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants, every time he wants to. Don't give Peregrine's subliminal psywar campaigns a credibility they don't deserve. I certainly wouldn't want to rule with an iron fist. I would, on the other hand, love to protect little children from mingy dipsomaniacs like Peregrine. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.

I may be questioning the regnant conventional wisdom by stating this, but maybe time cannot change Peregrine's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Peregrine can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, promote violence in all its forms -- physical, sexual, psychological, economical, and social. What is often overlooked, however, is that someone has to be willing to break the mold and stray from the path of conventional wisdom. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that national-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever his personal interests are at stake.

If Peregrine's actions aren't cynical, I don't know what is. Peregrine, get a life! Although he has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that he did anything illegal, he keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that the moon is made of green cheese. The purpose of this deception may be to introduce changes without testing them first. Or maybe the purpose is to issue a flood of bogus legal documents. Oh what a tangled web Peregrine weaves when first he practices to deceive.

Peregrine's values can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that Peregrine's offhand remarks form a vast brainwashing and brain-contaminating machine, which has worked, on the whole, with great efficiency. The logical consequences of that are clear: Peregrine occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being brutish deviants. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which Peregrine habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that if he gets his way, none of us will be able to build a better world, a cleaner world, a safer world, and a saner world. Therefore, we must not let him suck up to foul freaks of nature. In all fairness, when I first became aware of Peregrine's covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how it is not news that this is nothing new. What speaks volumes, though, is that he is basically a bad person. Well, that's getting away from my main topic, which is that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Peregrine. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I reverse the devolutionary course he has set for us. Peregrine's intimates argue that his vices are the only true virtues. These are the same insensate, villainous oafs who throw away our freedom, our honor, and our future. This is no coincidence; when Peregrine's grumpy utterances are translated into plain, words-mean-things English, he appears to be saying that everything he says is totally and absolutely true. For me, this recalcitrant moonshine serves only to emphasize how Peregrine fervently believes that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. This shows that he is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that if Peregrine is victorious in his quest to acquire public acceptance of his lawless asseverations, then his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity.

Peregrine is thoroughly mistaken if he believes that he is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. Apolaustic maggots may possess a mass of "knowledge", but their brains are unable to organize and register the material they have taken in. It's dim-witted for him to make our lives miserable. Or perhaps I should say, it's fickle. I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that even when the facts don't fit, Peregrine sometimes tries to use them anyway. He still maintains, for instance, that every word that leaves his mouth is teeming with useful information.

The implications of disingenuous imperialism may seem theoretical, but they have concrete meaning for thousands of people. Anyone who has spent much time wading through the pious, obscurantist, jargon-filled cant that now passes for "advanced" thought in the humanities already knows that Peregrine's initiatives are just another signpost marking our long, steep cultural descent. What may be news, however, is that I know how most of you feel. It follows from this that Peregrine can't possibly believe that separatism is the only alternative to incendiarism. He's nefarious, but he's not that nefarious. If Peregrine truly believes that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. I don't have time to go into this in as much detail as I should, but it strikes me as amusing that he complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! Peregrine does nothing but complain.

Peregrine has stated that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. That's just pure communism. Well, in Peregrine's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Peregrine should get off his pedestal and walk a day in our shoes. But that's not all: Far too many people tolerate his newsgroup postings as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that Peregrine and his followers are, by nature, fatuous slubberdegullions. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but if the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to go placidly amid the noise and haste. An armed revolt against Peregrine is morally justified. However, I maintain that it is not yet strategically justified. It probably sounds like I'm being vicious, but I've heard of muzzy-headed things like deconstructionism and ethnocentrism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which his ignorant, unthinking, fatuitous brain is too small to understand. The bottom line is that I don't see why Peregrine wants to interfere with the most important principles of democracy.

no wait, i cheat ;)
 
Nothing better in the morning than reading Pere's posts and watching him pwn himself :|
 
lol like my peregrine act? i tot it was pretty good ;)

btw

COME TO TEH DARKSIDE!! WE HAVE COOKIESS!!!!!!
 
Wow Blackie that was a far cry from "He's hot"!!!!! That was just awesome!!! There were words in there that I didn't even know what they meant!!!! Now I have a some new words to look up (a hobby of mine).




















Blackmagik said:
lol like my peregrine act? i tot it was pretty good ;)

btw

COME TO TEH DARKSIDE!! WE HAVE COOKIESS!!!!!!

Ahhhhh there you are my friend. Welcome back^^.
 
all you guys hating on pere are stupid..

but dont get me wrong, i think pere is stupid too..

I guess the basic point im trying to make here is..

you all are stupid.

i want to read something different.

kthxbai
 
Kat said:
Wow Blackie that was a far cry from "He's hot"!!!!! That was just awesome!!! There were words in there that I didn't even know what they meant!!!! Now I have a some new words to look up (a hobby of mine).






















Ahhhhh there you are my friend. Welcome back^^.


i <3 you too ;) btw, the cookies are good ;)
 
since i cant edit cuz this is the flameboard, check my avatar, thats whar i got it from hahaha ;)
 
lol never been in his ls but he seem to be little harse on his requirments
 
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