F my life

[Canitoch]

I love the anal beads story. I was crackin up lol

 

[Falsey]

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

 

[Nyett]

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

LOL this actually happened to me and that's what I said "whats your problem, I'm a lesbian too". She didn't believe me...... might have been my beard and penis bulge. God that was funny.

 

[Rappa]

Appropriate mini-necro:

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/

 

[Morcheeba]

Appropriate mini-necro:

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/

Now I'm depressed ... so many of those blurbs applied to me.. ; ;

Thanks Rappa

 

[Grandphoenix]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

 

[Lucki]

http://overheardintheoffice.com/

 

[Morcheeba]

http://overheardintheoffice.com/

Ha I likes this one.

5PM Your Contempt for the Customer Reveals Itself Without Warning

Purchaser on telephone: Yes, Singleton. "S" as in "Sam," "I" as in "India," "n" as in "Nancy," "g" as in "Gary," "l" as in "laugh," "e" as in "echo," "t" as in "Tom," "o" as in "Omar," "n" as in "Nancy." Singleton.

Administrator: Thank you, Ms. Simpleton.

 

[Gohaan]

I have had this happen


3PM The "Enter" Key's Somewhere Near the Middle Of Your Keyboard, Sir


Tech on phone: Please click start, type "cmd" and press enter. (pause) It should have brought up a command prompt. (pause) Nothing yet? Hmmm. Let me remote in. (starts laughing uncontrollably) Sir, you have to type "cmd" and press the enter key. Typing "cmdandpressenter" will not work. Sorry I wasn't more clear.

Dodge St
Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: northern lad

 

[Mirewen]

New admin asst: Where can I find this address?
Office manager: I usually just google the company name and get it from their website.
New admin asst: You what?
Office manager: I look it up on google.
New admin asst: What's google?

.........

 

[Mirewen]

Appropriate mini-necro:

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/

/yawn

 

[Kerowynn]

LOL >.>

Coworker #1: I don't get paying money to play WoW. You're essentially paying for the satisfaction of clicking a button.
Coworker #2: Exactly, that's why I use that money for porn.
Coworker #1: True, at least when you're done with porn you have something to show for it.

 

[Mirewen]

Coworker #1: True, at least when you're done with porn you have something to show for it.

Don't even want to think about what that something is.

 

[Tyrath]

Don't even want to think about what that something is.

Too bad you already did:wink:

 

[Stevedizzle]

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

Sorry, I had to laugh at this one, lol.