Favorite movie lines

Morwen said:
BLASPHEMER!!!!

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Eep. Sorry ><
 
(can you tell I have a thing for Vinnie Jones? XD)

From the movie Snatch.

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?


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The Dude: What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
 
"Cowboy the FUCK UP"

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"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. "

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"We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way. "

"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? "

"Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it? "

"-It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey.
-Man... I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. "

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And last but not least...

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! "
 
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"If someone asks you if you're a god you say YES!!" - Ghostbusters

"Talk Hard" - Pump Up the Volume

"Quid Pro Quo, Clarisse" - Silence of the Lambs

"This is my BOOM stick!" - Army of Darkness
 
Bond, James bond

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"
 
My Girl

Vada gets her period for the first time.

Thomas: Come on Vada, come outside.
Vada: Oh, I dunno...
Thomas: Maybe we can go swimming.
Vada: Swimming? No! [she pushes him down on the porch.] And don't come back for 5-7 days!
 
My newest favourite movie, The Departed

Frank Costello: "Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar?!"
Bar Patron: "..."
Frank Costello: "Haha, just kidding. How's your mother?"
Bar Patron: "Not so good... she's on her way out..."
Frank Costello: "We all are, act accordingly."


Frank Costello, after shooting a bound woman in the head: "Heh... she fell funny..."
French: "Frank, you really gotta see somebody..."


There are a ton more, every actor has excellent lines.
 
"You had me at 'Dicks fuck assholes.'" -- Team America: World Police
 
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Halifirien said:
"You had me at 'Dicks fuck assholes.'" -- Team America: World Police
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Awesome film.

Another set of favourite lines:

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny:

The song Beelzeboss.

That is just awesome with "rock it" sauce XD
 
From The Life Aqautic with Steve Zissou

Steve Zissou: "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk and in 10 days, I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."

Ned Plimpton: "I'm gonna fight you, Steve."
[Steve hits Ned in the face]
Steve Zissou: "You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve." You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him."
Ned Plimpton: "You fight your way, and I'll fight mine."
Steve Zissou: "Oh, listen, Ned. Don't you try to..."
[Ned hits Steve in the face]
Steve Zissou: "I think your Team Zissou ring might've caught me on the lip."

Steve Zissou: "I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite."

Oseary Drakoulias: "You must swear, legally swear that you will not kill that shark, or whatever it is, if it actually exists."
Steve Zissou: "I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live. What about my dynamite?"
Oseary Drakoulias: [to assistant] "Phillip, dynamite."

[last lines]
Steve Zissou: This is an adventure.



I'll stop now but I could go on forever. It's a great movie
 
Dejavu said:
Bond, James bond

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"
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Carl Spackler = win
 
Braveheart

Hamish Campbell: Where are you goin'?
William Wallace: I'm goin' to pick a fight... *grins*
Hamish, turning to Steven: Well, least we didn't get dressed up for nothin'.

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Catch and Release

Fritz: And I do, by the way.
Gray: What?
Fritz: Miss him. I do miss him.

Sam: Oh whoa, you painted! It doesn't even look like his room!
Gray: The walls were horrible
Sam: Yeah but..... (calling out to her as she walks away) It looks like a Tampax Box!!
 
"Hey look, it's Bono's brother."

"Do they have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a flowerpot?"

"You literally JUST said that."

"What's high score? Did I break it?"

"You can get past a dog, but NOBODY fucks with a lion."

"Jeff, how many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom? Thirteen? I dunno."

Grandma's Boy is full of great quotes.
 
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