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What are your favorite movie quotes?

"That man was born to end lives." - Troy

"Dodge this." - The Matrix

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
"What?"
"What country are you from?"
"What?"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
"What?"
"English, mother fucker! Do-you-speak-it?"
"Yes!"
"So you know what I'm saying?"
"Yes!"
"Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!"
"What... I"
"Say what again. Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you, mother fucker. Say what one more goddamn time!"
"He's b-b-black."
"Go on."
"He's bald."
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"What?"
**Bam!**
"Does he look like a bitch?!"
"No!"
"Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"
"I didn't..."
"Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace." - Pulp Fiction
 
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor. (Dr. Strangelove)

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"They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same th ing about life?" (Waking Life)

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Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?

Neo: Because I choose to. (Matrix Revolutions)
 
Conan the Barbarian To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

Predator You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
 
"Get away from her, you BITCH!" -- Ripley, Aliens

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." -- Chief Brody, Jaws

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -- President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove

"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." -- Mrs. White, Clue

Field Reporter: Are they slow-moving, chief?
Sheriff McClelland: Yeah, they're dead. They're... all messed up.
-- Night of the Living Dead
 
Favorite Dialogue ever is ina single film:

Connor and Murphy McManus said:
  • Connor: You know what we need, man? Some rope.
  • Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
  • Connor: No I ain't insane, Charlie Bronson's always got a rope.
  • Murphy: Whaaaat?
  • Connor: Yeah, he's always got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
  • Murphy: You've lost it, haven't you?
  • Connor: No, I'm serious.
  • Murphy: Me too, that's stupid. Name one thing you're gonna need a rope for.
  • Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for, they just always need it.
  • Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.
  • Connor: [picks up a large knife from Murphy's bag] Oh...Is that right, Rambo?
  • Murphy: All right, get your stupid fucking rope.
  • Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right here!
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  • Rocco: Fuckin'..What the fuckin' fuck..Who the fuck..Fuck this fuckin'..How did you two fuckin' fucks.. FUCK!
  • Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
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  • Donna: Where's my cat?
  • Rocco: I killed your cat you druggie bitch.
  • Donna: What? Why?
  • Rocco: Because I felt like it would bring closure to our relationship!
  • Donna: You killed my... my...
  • Rocco: Your what!? Your fucking what bitch. God dammit I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead. Your what!? Your precious little...
  • Donna: Skip... Skippy! Skippy!
  • Rocco: Aww...Jesus! what color was it bitch?!
  • Rayvie: Hey, don't fucking yell at her like that!
  • Rocco: SHUT YOUR FAT ASS, RAYVIE! I can't go and buy a pack of smokes without running into NINE GUYS YOU'VE FUCKED!
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  • Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii...et Spiritus Sancti.
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Damn, now I need to go watch this load-blowing-awesomefest.
 
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Tristam Green said:
lmfao, rateup. I wanted to post it, but thought it'd be in bad taste.
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"...to have him come in here and treat Dante and I like a couple of fucking porch monkeys!"
"RANDEL!!!"
"He didn't just say what i think he said..."
"What porch monkey?"
"What the fuck man!"
 
Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Oveur: No, I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger!
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All from Airplane!
 
Labyrinth:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail:
Minstrel: Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Robin: No!
Minstrel: Bravely ran away away.
Robin: I didn't!
Minstrel: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Robin: No!
Minstrel: Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about.
Robin: I didn't!
Minstrel: And gallantly he chickened out.
Robin: I never did!
Minstrel: Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat.
Robin: All lies!
Minstrel: Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
Robin: I never!

Head Knight: Nnnnni!
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Head Knight: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!

Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods -
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! [cont.]
Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you... if you do not appease us.

Head Knight: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive!
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will find you a shrubbery.
Head Knight: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Yes, of course.
Head Knight: And not too expensive.
Arthur: Of course not.
Head Knight: NOOOOOOOOW... GO!!!

Head Knight: We are no longer the knights who say "Ni"... We are now the knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
 
These are some of my favorites from Fear and Loathing

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later."

"If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn in one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst."

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

Narrator(Duke): We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!
Acosta: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.
Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

"You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
 
I'm a bit of a James Bond fan when it comes to classic quotes..

Man With The Golden Gun
Lazar :- "Mr Bond bullets do not kill, it is the finger that pulls the trigger"
James Bond :- "Exactly...I am now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your peace"

Goldfinger
James Bond :- "I think you have made your point Goldfinger, thank you for the demonstration"
Goldfinger :- "Choose you next witticism carefully Mr Bond, it may be your last"
James Bond :- "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger :- "No Mr Bond I expect you to die!!"
 
Sorry I have to put a really girly one up too. >.> It makes me think of Tristam except the part about some other guy.

The Notebook:
Noah - So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. And we're gonna have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day. Can you do something for me? Please? Will you just picture your life for me? Thirty years from now? Forty years from now? What's it look like? If it's with that guy, go. Go! I lost you once. I think I can do it again if I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.

Also, just a fun one.
Chasing Amy:
Banky - Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
 
Silverado:

"I dont wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead..."

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Labrynth:

"You have no power over me!"
 
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