Favorite movie lines

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
 
Propagandhi said:
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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I love that movie so much.

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
 
Mal: Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we are experiencing some slight difficulties with reentry. We may experience some slight turbulence and explode.

Jayne: Gee, sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES don't ya think?
 
Realia said:
"You don't cock-block McLovin'!"

Eh, can't remember any more at the moment.
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"We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it!"

Nice Super Trooper quotes too, I love that scene in the burger joint. " I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!"
lmao, that shit cracks me up every time XD
 
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A few for now.

A Bronx Tale

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Lorenzo

"Now yous can't leave" -Sonny

"Look at me. I'm the one that did this to you. Remember me." -Sonny

"Yeah, you did a good thing for a bad man." -Lorenzo

"Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than God.

Calogreo: I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than
my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.

Priest: Ya got a point"

25th Hour

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." -Monty

"Frank Slaughtery: You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop, Jake?
Jakob Elinsky: What?
Frank Slaughtery: "Does this come in children's sizes?"

"Marcuse: You know, it's funny - I don't see you picking up the phone to sell those contracts, and I'm pretty sure I just heard your 'daddy' come over here and cut off your allowance, so I'm a little surprised. You're not gonna disobey a direct order, are you?

Frank Slaughtery: You know, Marcuse... do I come into your bedroom and tell you how to blow your boyfriend? No. Go away. "

Saving Private Ryan

" I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel."

He Got Game

"Jake Shuttlesworth: What are you studying?
Mary Shuttlesworth: Cells
Jake Shuttlesworth: Yeah, me too. "

Anchorman

"It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." -Ron Burgandy

Goodfellas

"[narrating] It was revenge for Billy Batts, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Batts was a made man, and Tommy wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral." -Henry Hill
 
Batman Begins- "Does it come in black?"

Rush Hour-"Never touch a blackman's radio!"

will add more when I can remember
 
Greatest soliloquoy (or something) ever:

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
 
"I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people."

"If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! I drink it up!"

both from There Will Be Blood
 
Shyrra said:
Greatest soliloquoy (or something) ever:

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
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V is for Vagina!
 
Heist
"So, is he going to be cool?"
"My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."
 
"When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence!"
Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

"If you don't chew Big Red, then FUCK YOU!!"
Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again."
Snatch

"Would like any sugar in your tea?"
"No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough."
Snatch

"He was serial crushed by some huge friggin goy."
Boondock Saints

"None of us choose our end really. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be kings, or men of power. Your soul is your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say, "I was told by others to do thus. or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice, remember that.
Kingdom of Heaven
 
Respect the cock! And tame the ****! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will tech you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We...are...men!
 
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

Yea, I'm a trekky =).

Transformers:
Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five…
Captain Lennox: I’m gonna count to three.

X Men 2: (This one always makes me chuckle)
Magneto: When will these people learn how to fly?

LotR Return of the King: (Goosebump moment)
Aragorn: I summon you to fulfill your oath.
King of the Dead: None but the king of Gondor may command me.
[Swings sword; Aragorn blocks him with the sword Anduril]
King of the Dead: That blade was broken!
[Aragorn takes him by the throat]
Aragorn: It has been remade.
[Aragorn releases the King of the Dead; pause]
Aragorn: Fight for us... and regain your honor.


Now I really realize how much of a scifi/fantasy nerd I really am.
 
Four Brothers-

Bobby- "Jackie get out the gas"
Jackie-We doing the gas thing?"
Bobby- "YES WE DOING THE GAS THING"



Heavyweights-

Tony Perkis: You've been a good guard, Nicholas. Fair and strong. I want to reward you with this chocolate kiss.
[holds out the fake candy to Nicholas]
Nicholas: Throw it over!
Tony Perkis: Then it would smoosh... we wouldn't want that.
Tony Perkis: [Nicholas goes to grab the candy and Tony puts him in a headlock] Looks like London Bridge is falling down!

Roy: Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?
Lars: [pause] ... Far Away!

Lars: Now, I have a severly deviated septum, and when I sleep I make a disturbing sound... Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Good Night!
 
Paul: Stilgar, do we have wormsign?
Stilgar: Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen. (Dune 1984)

*****

Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it. (The Matrix)

*****

Terence Mann: Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.(Field of Dreams)

*****

Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. (Caddyshack)

*****

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. (They Live)

*****

Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! (Ghostbusters)
 
The Simpson's movie

Krusty: "If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!"
 
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