Tim Wakefield said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'm sorry we wasted an amount of your lifespan equal to less than that of what one cigarette is believed to whittle off. We all owe you one cigarette.
*Big edit for you~*
While my main viewpoint [vs WoW] is the graphics, most all of his flames towards FFXI apply to virtually every MMO in existance anyhow.I mean hell -
- Your chat system sucks.
Most games have some aggrivating button that requires you push something to open a chat window, then while in this window you can't push keys that may be vital to execute an action.
- Your auction house system sucks.
Most games don't have an auctioning system to speak off. And the ones that do either most always have some form of bid history and/or "current bid", which just turns it into a game of undercutting if stock is high and gouging if stock is low.
- Your endgame sucks.
Always sucks when a game comes to an slowdown.
- Your level grind sucks.
All MMOs are levelgrinders.
- Your quests suck.
Two sides to this: No quests = nonstop, droning kill. Nothing BUT quests = game ends once you've done all the quests. It's lose-lose. The happy medium is if there's a couple good quests, but then it's near impossible to make an actually worthwhile quest thats either monopolized/abused to the point where it's no longer good.
- Your job versatility sucks.
Most all games have the exact same crap. Healer, Paladin, Barbarian, Archer, Thief, Wizard. Some try to be "original" and throw in a Necromancer or Beast Tamer. Same crap, different names.
- Your zones suck.
Very few games have a varying environment of areas. At least half the MMOs out there have a "you've seen one area, you've seen them all" look.
- Your economy sucks.
All economies decompose as they get older, especially ones prone to hacking (D2, PSO, PSU)
- Your events suck.
Most all games' events suck. They can't give good sellables because people will monopolize it, and they can't give good unsellables because it'll forever give people imbalances that others would complain about.
- Your trade skills suck.
Most games don't have trade skills at all.
- Your unbalanced jobs suck. Bad.
No MMO I've ever played has come remotely close to having balanced jobs.
- Your mounts suck.
Most MMOs only have one mount, and thus, suck.
- Your same-skinned mobs suck.
You're right, FFXI is a bunchof lazy bastards for this.
- Pre-nerf RNG was okay.
So was pre-nerf Shaman?!
- Tarutaru are okay too.
My Tauren named Milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard.
- Your endgame still sucks.
One you hit the end it tends to suck and continue sucking. (And you thought she was kidding. :wink: )
- Kid n Play movies suck. (It's on TBS, lawl)
Yes.
- Your PvP sucks.
It's proportionate to how badly the game's jobs are imbalanced.
- Your PvE sucks.
Same.
- A huge chunk of people that play you suck.
Stop this planet, I'm getting off.
- Nearly everything about you sucks.
I know I don't have much but lets not get to name calling here...