Weee, Keits hates me

I love you too Keits.
I remember someone just like you. We called him "Numbers". We used to Play DnD together. When I bought Gauntlet for the Cube and popped it in, he entered a Cheat into a "Virgin Game", because that would help him Level. Needless to say, we kicked him out and HAD FUN with only 2 Players, Bad Number Managment i Apologise.
He tried to Explain to me that a Rogue having Power Attack and Cleave was not a waste of Feats. I love you Keits, I really do. Your Numbers are correct, often if I may add. But your Approach is lousy.
Your People Skills are Subpar at Best, and no Equipment +1 will ever make up for that. You may be Polite outside of this Forum, but ask yourself, WHY are polite ? Is it because you WANT something ? Be it XP, Recognition, anything else ? I like being Good at what I do, but your Drive to Perfection rivals that of the Japanese at Times, except they're more Polite.
And Keits, btw, I ask your Guidance, oh heavenly Cruncher of Numbers, I started a Mithra Warr, and want to keep War as a Main, is THF Sub pleasing to your numerical Mind ? And don't even Mention Nin, i refuse to Blink Tank and always will. Also I would like to Avoid Monk.
What does the "Keitsish Equation" say on that one ? 2+2=4 or is that Bad ? Should i do 3+7=10 ?
/em waves merrily to Keits.
(P.S. I want a Part in your Movie, I really do. Maybe that of a Hidden Villain ? Not the Main Villain, but maybe some Small Villain, ya know, like Jaws in James Bond ?)