Hello my good man. I have come to this fine establishment in order to puchase a tarutaru. The main reason I want to buy a tarutaru is so that I can use it as a living baseball bat to knock people and steal their wallets. With the money from their wallets I will buy all the Scorpion Harnesses and take them and lay them in a field. Then I will poop and poop and (Okay we get the idea) until all the Scorpion Harnesses are covered with my fecal essence. I will then resell the soiled harnesses at twice the price and laugh at everyone because I have monopolized the item and they are now covered in my poo. I will then sell this gil to the gilsellers in order to get money to buy a lab. With this lab I will create a real life mithra. This mithra will be used for my personal enjoyment which I will then sell videos of. And everyone will buy the videos of real mithra secks. I will later leave the mithra because she will have fleas and most likely deform over time. I will then use all of the remaining money to go on a hot date with Howard Dean. I will get in a hot tub with Howard Dean because he is zechsie and then I will have his man babies from my mangina.
... Out of tarutaru? What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be.