I don't know what it is about football games, but I suck tremendously at them. Normally, I suck out loud on both sides of the ball, but lately I've been able to hold my own offensively.
When I play a football game, I always pick the Bears. When I'm selecting a computer opponent, I always pick the team with the worst stats. (Which, in some cases, ends up also being the Bears.) When I'm on offense, I find throwing down-field to be much easier than any running plays, though that may be because I haven't been able to hand off the ball, ever. When I'm on defense, I find putting the controller down and letting the game play itself to be easier.
This brings me to the point of this post: How the fuck do you play defense in a football game?
I've tried everything. Once in a while I'll find a play that works and I'll just pick that over and over again, hoping foolishly that my opponents will choose the same offense every play.
While I have improved, I still lose every fucking game. Before my offensive abilities grew, I was losing games by 30-40 points. Now that I can score touchdowns, I find myself losing by a handful of points, because every time I score, they score, because I can't do dick to stop them.
I don't think I have ever won a football game. I've been trying to win football games since Great Football for the Sega Master System.
When I play a football game, I always pick the Bears. When I'm selecting a computer opponent, I always pick the team with the worst stats. (Which, in some cases, ends up also being the Bears.) When I'm on offense, I find throwing down-field to be much easier than any running plays, though that may be because I haven't been able to hand off the ball, ever. When I'm on defense, I find putting the controller down and letting the game play itself to be easier.
This brings me to the point of this post: How the fuck do you play defense in a football game?
I've tried everything. Once in a while I'll find a play that works and I'll just pick that over and over again, hoping foolishly that my opponents will choose the same offense every play.
While I have improved, I still lose every fucking game. Before my offensive abilities grew, I was losing games by 30-40 points. Now that I can score touchdowns, I find myself losing by a handful of points, because every time I score, they score, because I can't do dick to stop them.
I don't think I have ever won a football game. I've been trying to win football games since Great Football for the Sega Master System.