For those who've never datamined (no spoilers -- from this update anyway)

[Nicolette]

Love mining dialog strings, but here's developer only npc Just sharing cause it's funny and awesome.
(yes, i want access too) (tl:dr devs can do anything they want, and have coded some pretty fun responses.)

Whaddya want, fool!
≺Selection Dialog≻Mission Rank ～2 (with nationality)
Mission Rank 3～5 (with nationality)
Mission Rank 6～ (with nationality)
Raise a special flag!
Not much.≺Marker: 7F3100≻
What rank do you want!?
≺Selection Dialog≻Forget it!
1-1 offer OK
1-2 offer OK
1-3 offer OK
2-1 offer OK
2-2 offer OK
2-3 offer OK
2-3、#1 country offer OK
2-3、#2 ≺Multiple Choice (Parameter 0)≻[Bas/San/San] offer OK
2-3、#2 ≺Multiple Choice (Parameter 0)≻[Win/Win/Bas] offer OK
2-3、#2 ≺Multiple Choice (Parameter 0)≻[Palb./Ghelsba/Ghelsba] boss battle ok!
2-3、#2 ≺Multiple Choice (Parameter 0)≻[Giddeus/Giddeus/Palb.] boss battle ok!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

What rank do you want??
≺Selection Dialog≻Forget it!
3-1 offer OK
3-2 offer OK
3-3 offer OK
3-3 to the consulate!
4-1 offer OK
4-1 ≺Multiple Choice (Parameter 0)≻[Davoi/Bed./Oztroja] : Final Magicite
After Jeuno...before hometown event.
5-1 offer OK
5-1 Fei'Yin boss ready!
5-2 offer OK
5-2 Zvahl Boss ready!
Rank 6
What rank do you want?
≺Selection Dialog≻Forget it.
6-1 offer OK.
6-2 offer OK.
7-1 offer OK.
7-2 offer OK.
8-1 offer OK.
8-2 offer OK.
9-1 offer OK.
9-2 offer OK.
Rank 10...

There are no special flags available at this moment, fool.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

Raise you fame, honey?
San d'Orian fame, baby.
Bastokan fame, sweetie.
Windurstian fame, cutie.
Black Market fame.
How about your tel#?

How do you want your ≺Multiple Choice (Parameter 0)≻[San d'Orian/Bastokan/Windurstian/Black Market] fame?
≺Selection Dialog≻Forget it.
0.
Rank 2.
Rank 3.
Rank 4.
Rank 5.
Rank 6.
Rank 7.
Rank 8.
Rank 9.≺Marker: 7F3100≻
Your ≺Multiple Choice (Parameter 0)≻[San d'Orian/Bastokan/Windurstian/Black Market] fame is now ≺Numeric Parameter 1≻!!!

What key item do you need, kupo?
≺Selection Dialog≻Screw it.
Airship pass!
Chocobo License!
All maps (now with EX3)!
All-You-Can-Ride Pass ON!
All-You-Can-Ride Pass OFF!
Runic Key (Nyzul 100th floor clear)≺Marker: 7F3100≻

Vat do you vant?
≺Selection Dialog≻Conquest points!
1 day gone (Vana'diel time)
1 day gone (earth time)
1 week gone (earth time)
Supplies for supply quest!
Not much at the moment.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

You got a gajillion conquest points!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

1 Vana'diel day has passed.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

1 earth day has passed!≺Marker: 7F3100≻
1 earth week has passed...and you wasted it playing video games!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

SUPPLIES!
You've accepeted the supplies quest, and you got the supplies.≺Marker: 7F3100≻
Conflict?
Give me all the B. points ya got!
Turn off Jugner BP rank flag.
Turn off Pashhow BP rank flag.
Turn of Meri. BP rank flag.
End current match NOW!
Watched all the Brenner drama.
I didn't change the Brenner match rules!
Never mind.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

The match ≺Player Name≻ was participating ended on

Whaddya want this time, cheater?

Forget it.

Which do you want?
After phase 1.
After phase 2.
After phase 3.
After phase 4.
After phase 5.
After phase 6.
After phase 7.
After phase 8.
After phase 9.
After phase 10.
After phase 11.
After phase 12.
After phase 13.
After phase 14.
After phase 15.
After phase 16.
After phase 17.
After phase 18.
After phase 19.
After phase 20.
After phase 21.
After phase 22.
After phase 23.
After phase 24.
Nevermind.

Level limit?
No limits.
60.
50.
40.
30.
20.
10.
Nevermind.

BAAAAAAA (what do you want)?
Time passed for the cooking quest.
1 week passed for the clay quest.
Down to the last monument.
9999 moat carps (san d'Oria).
LV 100 Chocobo!
Check Chocobo level.
Chocobo level is now：
What do you want, cheater?
≺Selection Dialog≻BACK!!
Ready, you are.

Not ready, you are.

No members.

Zilarrrt!
≺Selection Dialog≻Never mind...
Start up the airship to Kazham!
I've been t'Norg, mommy!
I've met Gilgamesh, daddy!
I got the key from that cat-woman!
I m'et Gravi'ton!
I've gathered all the fragments!
I beat that Altepa Boss, I did!
I met with those dawnmaidens!!
Tu'Lia is ready to go!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

(Norg) Zilart opening OK!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

You're ready to meet Gilgamesh!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

You can get


"÷≺BAD CHAR: 80≻ﾀ from the chieftainess of Kazham!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

You're ready to take down that boss in Uggalipeh (z163).≺Marker: 7F3100≻

Start your Zilart Monument pilgrimage.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

Altepa boss (z168) is ready!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

Dawnmaidens are ready!
(z168)／setpos 199 0 0
Boss battle in Delkfutt's Tower is ready! (z179)
Get your fanny back t'Norg! (z252)

Zilarrrt!
≺Selection Dialog≻So what...
～the end of the Delkfutt battle.
～the Stellar Nexus battle!
～LIMBO!

Zilarrrt!
≺Selection Dialog≻Whatever...
Heard abot Ro'Maeve.
Saw that door in the Hall of the Gods.
Talked to that Mithra.
Got the Hall Key.
Spoke to the gatekeeper.
Tu'Lia!
Crystal Warriors eliminated.
To Ru'Avitau!
Celestial Nexus.
Awakening.

Go to the Hall of the Gods!(z251)

Get your butt back to Norg! (z252)

To Rabao(z247)...NOW!

Head to the Hall o' the Gods(z251).

You can go to≺Selection Dialog≻Tu'Lia now!
Ampitheatre boss ready! (z180)
5 second event!

Test complete!

DialogTableEntry 00933 Set to...
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Chapter 1.
Chapter 2.
Chapter 3.
Chapter 4.
Chapter 5.
Chapter 6.
Chapter 7.
Chapter 8.
Crag Order.
Chapter 3 -> Ulmia.
Chapter 3 -> Taru.
Chapter 5 -> Louver.
Chapter 5 -> Tenzen.
Chapter 5 -> Ulmia.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00934 What stage of CH1?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Opening Ready.
Saw Jeuno Opening.
Saw Up-Jeuno Zone In.
Talked to Monb.
Emptiness 1 Start!
Emptiness Boss 1 Dead!
Emptiness 2 Start!
Emptiness Boss 2 Dead!
Emptiness 3 Start!
Emptiness Boss 3 Dead!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00935 What stage of CH2?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Entered Tav.
Evtered Stronghold.
Talked to elder.
Opened Sacrarium door. (228)
Met Nag at the ladder.
Met Nag in the 聖遺物室.
Met Prishe.
Got back your amulet.
Heard Ulmia's song.
Headed to Bahamut's island.
Found the island.
Chewed out Tarus.
Smacked up the Zilart.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00936 What stage of CH3?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Arrived in Gustaberg!
Heard about airships.
Talked to Cid.
Met Aldo.
2 choices...
Ends of 2 choices...
Nag leaves on airship.
Met Ulmia at Tenshodo.
Saw sick Prishe.
Went to Pso'Xja.
Whipped Diabolos.
Prishe heads back to Tav.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00937 What stage of CH4?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Prishe is back in Tav.
Talked to Disp.
Heard where Ulmia went.
Heard about Blueblade Fell.
Bugged by the Tarus.
Win on Bahamut's island.
Heard about Promathia.
Heard about Promathia & Sac.
Open Sac. door with key.
Open Reliq. door with key.
Saw Reliq. event.
Phishe gets chewed out.
Louverance leaves by boat.
Talked with Chas.
Talked with Anoki in Port San.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00938 What stage of CH5?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Prishe arrives in Bas.
You hear that vessel is stolen.
Arrive in Pso'Xja.
Saw event deep in ruins.
Enter fourth Promyvion.
Find first person.
Find second person.
Find third Person.
Make way with vessel.
Beat 4th Prom. boss.
Saw Beau. event.
Three choice start...
Three choice end...≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00939 What stage of CH6?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Talked to Ducal Guards.
Met at pub.
Saw Ulmia cry.
Talked with Wolfie.
Talked with Eshan.
Met with Prishe.
Heard all of Eshan's talk.
Met Matilde.
Heard Cid's rambling.
Dock in Tavnazia.
Beat armada boss.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00940 What stage of CH7?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Warp to Tav.
Arrive in safehold.
Talked to 3rd person in Tav.
Talked to Tenzen.
Went to Jeuno.
Met Wolfie.
Went to pub.
Went to Moval.
Heard Cid prep. talk.
Cid told you to look for guys.
Final meeting over.
Gave Suleen letter.
Beat Tenzen.
Saw 5th Mothercry event.
Saw the 3 flashbacks!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00941 What stage of CH8?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Entered Al'Taieu.
Checked the Palace Gate.
Met Makki.
Met Kukki.
Met Cherukiki.
Damn Palace door won't open.
Damn Palace door opened.
Smacked up Eventide door boss.
Got your amulet back.
Saw the 5 tower event.
Beat Audience Chamber door boss.
Promathia has left the building.
Promathia left for the battlefield.
Wiped the floor with Promathia.
Saw epilogue, heard the song.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00942 What crag order?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
1 clear (haven't gone yet).
1 = Holla.
1 = Dem.
1 = Mea.
2 clear (haven't gone yet).
2 = Holla.
2 = Dem.
2 = Mea.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00943 CH3 Ulmia stage...
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Went to N. San.
Met Arneau.
Met Chas.
Led to Hinaree.
Met Hinaree.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00944 CH3 Tarutaru stage...
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Went to waters.
Met オードルビードル.
Met Yoran.
Heard talk in restaraunt.
Met Honoi.
Accepted Yoran's offer.
Gave item to Yoran.
Heard from the three Taru.
Met tosuka.
Heard Yoran for last time.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00945 CH5 Louverance stage...
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Saw picture.
Heard chieftainess.
Talked to Tarupapa.
Went to Mov.
Caught by Mobs.
Brought back by Jabbos.
Hears Jabbos confession.
Talked with Cid.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00946 CH5 Louverance stage...
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Met Carbuncle.
Release power from Kuluu ruins.
Head for Qufim.
Heard from Ducal Guard.
Heard Wolfie's true feelings.
Saw event in Delk.
Heard Tenzen's rambling about E.
Fenril's power released.
Heard Cid's speech.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00947 CH5 Louverance stage...
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Met Hinaree.
Heard Ulmia's song.
Heard from Chas.
Heard from Kerutoto.
Mithra's converge.
Whipped boss in Chasm.
Whipped boss in mountains.
Heard Cid's speech.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00948 Yours for 20 seconds!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00949 Do what?
≺Selection Dialog≻Nothing.
Set BF flag.
Cancel 5 day wait period.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00950 ≺Selection Dialog≻Quit.
Holla ENM flag.
Dem ENM flag.
Mea ENM flag.
Vahzl ENM flag.
Monarch Linn ENM flag.
Shrouded Maw ENM flag.
Mine 2716 ENM flag.
Bearclaw ENM flag.
Boneyard ENM flag.
Mine 2716 Mannequin ENM flag.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00951 ≺Selection Dialog≻Quit.
BF wait all off.
Holla BF wait off.
Dem BF wait off.
Mea BF wait off.
Vahzl BF wait off.
Monarch Linn BF wait off.
Shrouded Maw BF wait off.
Mine 2716 BF wait off.
Bearclaw BF wait off.
Boneyard BF wait off.
Mine 2716 Mannequin BF wait off.≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00952 Can't give you the key item! Wait 5 days or cancel the wait period!≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00953 ≺Marker: 7F8001≻



$≠≺BAD CHAR: 80≻ﾀ held by ≺Player Name≻ crumbles away into nothing...≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00954 ≺Marker: 7F8001≻



$≠≺BAD CHAR: 80≻ﾀ is swiped by Nag'molada...≺Marker: 7F3100≻

DialogTableEntry 00955 You obtain



$≠≺BAD CHAR: 80≻ﾀ, but it's swiped by mean old Nag'molada...≺Marker: 7F3100≻