Fun Facts (aka. Jender is bored at work....AfreakingGAIN)

I haven't remembered a dream in sooo long...I don't even know if I do dream... when I sleep I may as well be dead.
 
jender said:
Nightmares are way worst than scary movies...and taxes...
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seriously though. i am a tax man
 
Uhhhhhh.....YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....I so want to be a pig now.....

Geez...thats just insane, an average womens orgasm can last anywhere from 1-5 minutes. I thought I was lucky, a man's will last like 1 minute. Now I'm just jealous of pigs.
 
Here's an interesting twist on the fall off a cliff dream and wake up freaked out. I was dreaming that I was just driving on the highway some where and the dream all of a sudden became into a nightmare when I slammed into a wall that materialized in front of my car, saw the front of my car in slow motion look like an accordian as I was slowly about to hit the windshield and then I woke up in the same position and landed head first almost falling off my bed. Okay, now I just freaked myself out again, by remembering that. :shock:
 
OK...Flying dreams.

I have never had the dream where I fly like Superman, but I have had the dream where I focus and concentrate a lot and I can hover, levitate or defy gravity. If I lose this concentration though, I will fall.

I spoke with others (4 people I work with) on this who have had the EXACT same dream.

Anyone else share this one?
 
Levitation

A dream where you are being levitated off your feet and up into the air is the way your dream sometimes upbraids you about certain actions you are doing, or certain strong emotions you are expressing, in your waking hours. This dream is a definite play on words and it is telling you to: keep your feet on the ground: don't get carried away: don't fly off the handle: get back down to earth. This is a good dream to listen to.



Haven't had that one in a while. I guess that's good??
 
Sneakypants said:
OK...Flying dreams.

I have never had the dream where I fly like Superman, but I have had the dream where I focus and concentrate a lot and I can hover, levitate or defy gravity. If I lose this concentration though, I will fall.

I spoke with others (4 people I work with) on this who have had the EXACT same dream.

Anyone else share this one?
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Read Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy? ^^
 
didnt read em all only the first few if repeated, deal with it :twisted:

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why
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In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than

all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal

ads for dating are already married
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Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men (its not blinking its winking! :wink: )
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the
books that would occupy the building.
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A snail can sleep for three years
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No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
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Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist
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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
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Pascal said:
Ryme said:
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why
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Actually a ducks quack has been proven to echo, but in most cases the human ear can’t hear it.
http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm

For once, one of the useless facts in my head wasn’t useless anymore.
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Yeah, the Mythbusters tested that one out! I remember that episode. They proved that it DOES echo, but, as Pascal said, they human ear can't pick it up.


"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"."

I don't think "Silver" or "Orange" have a rhyme either...
 
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