Fun with the Auto-Translator

[Celvantes]

When facing much boredom within FFXI my friends and I have often made humorous sentences using only (or mostly) the auto-translate function. As you can probably imagine, this leads to very dirty and/or imaginative uses of this very nice feature that normally allows us to communicate with our international bretheren.

(Penta Thrust) (hole) (inside) (sword) (polearm) (trousers) (rear) (jerkin) (meat) (woman) (man) (Can I have it?) (hole) (Mithra) (Elvaan) (Galka) (Tarutaru) (Hume) (Pole of Trials) (Long Time) (fun) (Double Thrust) (Pull back) (Burst) (excitement) and of course (Just for a short time is fine) are all examples of things that can be easily twisted from their benign uses to far more sinister (and funny) expressions.

With the new expansion, the many additions to the auto-translator are going to make this little game a lot more fun. Immediately coming to mind are the new additions of (Screwdriver) and (Flying Hip Press). The possibilities... are endless.

I thought I'd create a thread where we can share their more "creative" uses of the auto-translator and maybe use them to pass the time next time camping NMs, etc.

 

[Tim Wakefield]

I was in a party in Yhoator Jungle one time aaaages ago, and some dude took a break and said "(Burn) (Magic) (leaf) = (Distortion)"

I lol everytime i think about it!

 

[Darkstar]

my favorite: jerkin rod up down up down up down up down up down up down...and so on

i have yet to discover all the new auto-translate terms that came with expansion. all i can think of is magic fruit=stinking gas

 

[rukkia]

<meat> <polearm> <inside> <rear> <hole>, <pull back> <stinking gas> <burst>.

 

[Makelith]

Can't remember who first told me these, but i still like em.

<Play> that <fun> <key> <music> <white mage>

or

<holy> *insert something random* <bat> <man>

 

[Eulore]

<Bomb Toss> <Japanese>

Just kidding of course.

/l Guys, afk <Jerkin>.

 

[Galaika]

<Play> that <fun> <key> <music> <white mage>

<Play> <hat> <fun> <key> <music> <white mage>

 

[Tristam Green]

Since my fianceé's a Mithra, and I'm a Tarutaru, there's loads of fun to be had:

{Mithra} {fun} {hole} {Can I have it?} {Please}
{Tarutaru} {meat} {rod} {You can have this.}
{child} {synthesis} {skill} {up} {Do you need any help?}
{Yes, please.}
{Thank you.}

 

[graydaze]

don't forget <Blastbomb> <Dark Manuever> <Water Shot>...

Said these to my ls lol...
<Watershot> <Blastbomb> <Looking for Party> in <Savage Loincloth>
<Excuse me...> <Do you need any help?> <Dark Manuever>s in <Mog House> <Please invite me>

 

[Grem]

<I have plans> <sneak> <inside> <Jeuno> <goods store> & <Steal> <Sweets>. <place> <sweets> <inside> <trousers> & <Run away!>

 

[Chasym]

<Curse> <Wife>, <Auction> <Child>, <burn> <down> <Work>, <play> <Final> <Fantasy> <Today>, <Tomorrow>, <Day After Tomorrow>

 

[Celvantes]

*lol*

Mage did this one in one of my parties:
<burn> <Beaucidine Glacier>, <flood> <San d'Oria>, <Elvaan> <death> <yes, please>

 

[resipsa]

<raise><cooking><skill><woman>, <backhand blow>

I also use this a lot: AFK to <drain><lizard>

 

[Psylentcuda]

{I'm sorry. I'm busy right now} {I'm playing solo} {hand} {down} {trousers} {jerkin} {meat} {rod} {provoke} {hot shot} {liquification} {burst}


and i also saw one that was: {Help me out!} {Obi} {wand} {kenpogi}, but i can't find club anywhere so i think he was using some outside translator

 

[Demonknightx]

lol, one of my favorites i made up, and i think Taurothar has it set to a macro...

[umm..] [excuse me..] [away] [short time] [drain] [yellow liquid] [inside] [throne room]

and as for the expansion, these definatly are my 2 favorites to use...

[voracious trunk]

[feather tickle]

 

[K. Ishitar]

I call a friend of mine

{Slow} {Mind}(yes i know its not part of it but i put it in there ^^) {Please Check it.}

I got a tell from this horny hume girl saying

{Elvaan} {Rod} {Ride} {Down} {Hume} {Fun} {Hole} -_-

 

[Prothall]

{Raging Fists} {inside} {Mithra} {Hole}

 

[Necrosis]

wow REAL MATURE GUYS
;-)

 

[Zoolander]

<Feather Tickle> has added so many disturbing new auto translate phrases...


I always liked <Are you alone?> lol, its so akward and weird

 

[Blazeoffury]

<Feather Tickle> has added so many disturbing new auto translate phrases...


I always liked <Are you alone?> lol, its so akward and weird

<Are you alone?> <fun> <Do you need it?> <Can I have it?> <You can have this> <Hume> <meat> <rod> <inside> <rear> <exit> <hole> <Thank you> <see you again> <tommorrow> <night>