funny george bush quotes

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George W. Bush's reputation isn't in having a stellar command of the English language. Here are some examples to concrete this reputation, and frankly, they are royal screw ups...

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
...George W. Bush, Jr.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush, Jr.

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
 
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
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LOL. Can he be any ... no, I suppose he can.
 
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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I would have never guessed... amazing insight XD

As far as GW's quotes being funny, aren't they all?
 
I still say"OMGWTFBBQ!" How can anyone say George Bush and John Kerry were both bad but Bush was better. What... did you like... just get done smoking some crack and decide this on the spot after he gave you a splendid blowjob then paid you 3mil+ to say you supported him? I don't understand people... I think it's hilarious how the Bush administration had to do all those propaganda commercial's to win.>>
 
I have a whole book of these... "Bushisms"... lemme see here...

Dammit... can;'t find the book. Anyways... here are one or two I remember.

"You have blacks too?" -lawl
~ To the President of Ecuador

"Brie and cheese"
~ on what he thinks reporters eat
 
i honestly think the votes were tampered with, cause i dont know a damn person who wanted bush in there...
 
Found this a while back .. figured it'd be at least somewhat fitting to put it here, been dying to put it somewhere. Contrast and Compare :D

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More bashing for bashing's sake ;)
 
Dirzain said:
I still say"OMGWTFBBQ!" How can anyone say George Bush and John Kerry were both bad but Bush was better. What... did you like... just get done smoking some crack and decide this on the spot after he gave you a splendid blowjob then paid you 3mil+ to say you supported him? I don't understand people... I think it's hilarious how the Bush administration had to do all those propaganda commercial's to win.>>
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You mean like John Kerry lying about his war record, having the left spill false documents about Bush, and every other slanderous and mud slinging technique they had that failed? Shut up.


And Mokk? I could prolly find a few dozen Donkey pictures to match up with Kerry's face.

Anyone who thinks the ballads were rigged needs shocktherapy.. period. Kerry is a lying retarded ass of a human being wannabe war-hero. OH MY GOD 3 Purple Hearts! Fuckin pussy.



"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

QFT
Stop whining your donkey lost to our monkey.
 
bush is a moron, where as kerry should have been the president by far. anyone who believes in this moron needs shock...im sorry that was used...
Needs to be bludgeoned to death with a sack of shit.
 
im sure those videos are all false to eh?
right. dont believe half them proving urban legend sites cause ive seen several that said elvis was still alive

edit: and im sure he has nothing to do with all this shit our economy is goin through either huh? dudes a half witted retard. jobs are extremly tight in my area because of shit he does. And he justifies spying on us too huh?
thats why i dont disagree with what, the three states who opened impeachment on bush now? hope my state gets that rollin.
 
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Chasym said:
dont believe half them proving urban legend sites cause ive seen several that said elvis was still alive
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lol, ok. Soo.. then the same can be said about stupid chain email sent out by some propagandizer. Don't believe it coz' aol said so.


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and im sure he has nothing to do with all this shit our economy is goin through either huh?
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hmm.. nope. I never said that..

jobs are extremly tight in my area because of shit he does.
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*gasp* could this possibly be a result or have some sort correlation to your city's economy/government?

And he justifies spying on us too huh?
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Be a lil more specific? you're being too vague..
 
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ziphor said:
lol, ok. Soo.. then the same can be said about stupid chain email sent out by some propagandizer. Don't believe it coz' aol said so.
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i dont have aol, and i didnt get it from an email. Its a popular book in many bookstores. Look it up.
 
Chasym said:
i dont have aol, and i didnt get it from an email. Its a popular book in many bookstores. Look it up.
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I wasn't literally meaning you got a chain email from aol :banghead3:


Oh.. and what book are you referring to?
 
They both suck cock. Bush is cooler though.
 
correct me if i'm wrong...but wouldn't that be everything that came out of his mouth?

and this
"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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is an old yogi bera quote
 
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"Mission Accomplished"
-George W. Bush, Jr.

Lol

Anyway, try to keep it civil when it comes to the Bush vs. Kerry argument that's going on right now. Lets not call eachother names and not get it moved to the FB...
 
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In a world where stupid people are the majority, it pays to speak on their level. However, I seriously doubt these quotes had no tampering or simply were not made up. If not, I highly doubt any president or person, for that matter, has ever not spoken so much lunacy overtime. We all say stupid stuff from time to time... ALL of us. People just like to pick on his butchering of the english language and bad speech skills much like people like to pick on Clinton for getting laid. It's always something.

Alyada said:
LOL. Can he be any ... no, I suppose he can.
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About this quote: "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

Then you have people like Alyada, who just do not understand what he is saying however, they feel the need to speak.

Let me give you a hand with this quote though. He means space travel and exploration. How you missed that I have no idea. NASA doesn't just do space travel and things of that sort. They also spend a lot of time testing, on ground, and building many things such as satellites, ships, and designing software. At the time of this quote there wasn't so much exploration going
down on our end as much as research. People tend to ponder by this (which there was a press conference for), "why am I and our government forwarding these people money if they aren't doing their jobs" not realizing their jobs consist of much more than they perceive. So before you jump out and call someone stupid, indirectly but I saw where you were going, put a little thought into the quotes and not so much thought on being part of a trend to be "cool".
 
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