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I would have to pick (based purely on likes and dislikes)
Name: The Dark Lord, Sauron
Age: Three thousand or so
Height: 6'2" when I'm not a giant eye.
Weight: 150-ish
Marital Status: Single and looking for an interested Capricorn.
Hobbies: I enjoy baking brownies in the fiery chasms of Mount Doom, plotting to plunge the lands of Middle Earth into another darkness, and oppressing innocents who claim that my five-course dinners aren't elegant, refined, and utterly delicious.
Likes:
1. Circular gold objects that fit easily on my finger.
2. People who respect me for who I truly am, not because I'm a giant menacing Eye that can peer into flesh and over land.
3. Shopping at the men's Macy's.
Dislikes:
1. Wizards who are stupid enough to attempt to master the aforementioned circular gold objects and therefore try to betray me.
2. Interfering parties in business involving the circular gold objects who really don't know how to return things to their rightful owners.
3. People calling me things like "evil" and "nasty" before they get to know me.
PS - I have a hard time believing that Gandolf dislikes naked Twister
I would have to pick (based purely on likes and dislikes)
Name: The Dark Lord, Sauron
Age: Three thousand or so
Height: 6'2" when I'm not a giant eye.
Weight: 150-ish
Marital Status: Single and looking for an interested Capricorn.
Hobbies: I enjoy baking brownies in the fiery chasms of Mount Doom, plotting to plunge the lands of Middle Earth into another darkness, and oppressing innocents who claim that my five-course dinners aren't elegant, refined, and utterly delicious.
Likes:
1. Circular gold objects that fit easily on my finger.
2. People who respect me for who I truly am, not because I'm a giant menacing Eye that can peer into flesh and over land.
3. Shopping at the men's Macy's.
Dislikes:
1. Wizards who are stupid enough to attempt to master the aforementioned circular gold objects and therefore try to betray me.
2. Interfering parties in business involving the circular gold objects who really don't know how to return things to their rightful owners.
3. People calling me things like "evil" and "nasty" before they get to know me.
PS - I have a hard time believing that Gandolf dislikes naked Twister