Galkan's asexual past?

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LoL.. funny title..

but yeah.. I was running in Lower Jeuno the other day when I heard something about the race of Galka having 2 genders.

something about the Antican (however its spelled)

and they "fused" their genders together to save them all..
I don't really know so I was wondering if somebody could get up some information on this and let me know..

Right now I'm reading up on the Vana'diel timeline but I don't see anything about female galkans
 
I completed the bastok storyline, but I don't remember anything like that. It'd be interesting if it's true though.
 
News to me... o_O

Though I recall a developer in an interview saying that all Galka were unequivocally male.
 
ya at the beginning character choosey thing it has the male sign beside the galka so id guess that theyre guys
 
You put a horny hume guy in a room with a slutty female rock lizard, give them a night they'll never forget... And in about a month out pops your little galka.
 
Blabj said:
You put a horny hume guy in a room with a slutty female rock lizard, give them a night they'll never forget... And in about a month out pops your little galka.
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LOL

In anycase, i "Heard" the story was Galka's used to live in West N' East Altepa Desert and those god damn Ants drove them to Korral(sp) Tunnel, and the Humes found them and saved(Slaved) them. What a bitchy deal >:P but thats what i was told.
 
But my version is so much better...

It was all a crooked experiment by the S.O.B's to make a race that could eat everything.. At first they wanted to call them "BIGFATUGLYGREENDUDES", but hillary clinton stepped in and petitioned for them to be called Galkas. The taru's were disgraced and went back into the tree for tea and crumpets, and the elvaans decided to grow big ears in their mog houses that they selotaped to the sides of their heads and said: "LOLZ I'M SPOCK!".

The lava lamp fell over, crushed the tree, and the taru's made it look like the elvaans had fired a large cannon at the tree and declared war on the monkeys.

15 years later the underground tunnels expanded and the gaps were filled with hume babies but no one actually knew that, but me.

Then SE released the game, vilma and shaggy restored law and order back into the tribes of ravenous chicken men also called the elvaan, and the world is pretty much as we know it now.
 
Either it's really early and my brain hasn't woken up, or that made noooooo sense. o_O
 
Blabj said:
But my version is so much better...

It was all a crooked experiment by the S.O.B's to make a race that could eat everything.. At first they wanted to call them "BIGFATUGLYGREENDUDES", but hillary clinton stepped in and petitioned for them to be called Galkas. The taru's were disgraced and went back into the tree for tea and crumpets, and the elvaans decided to grow big ears in their mog houses that they selotaped to the sides of their heads and said: "LOLZ I'M SPOCK!".

The lava lamp fell over, crushed the tree, and the taru's made it look like the elvaans had fired a large cannon at the tree and declared war on the monkeys.

15 years later the underground tunnels expanded and the gaps were filled with hume babies but no one actually knew that, but me.

Then SE released the game, vilma and shaggy restored law and order back into the tribes of ravenous chicken men also called the elvaan, and the world is pretty much as we know it now.
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Um.... yea.....I was just gonna say the exact same thing :)
 
Blabj said:
But my version is so much better...

It was all a crooked experiment by the S.O.B's to make a race that could eat everything.. At first they wanted to call them "BIGFATUGLYGREENDUDES", but hillary clinton stepped in and petitioned for them to be called Galkas. The taru's were disgraced and went back into the tree for tea and crumpets, and the elvaans decided to grow big ears in their mog houses that they selotaped to the sides of their heads and said: "LOLZ I'M SPOCK!".

The lava lamp fell over, crushed the tree, and the taru's made it look like the elvaans had fired a large cannon at the tree and declared war on the monkeys.

15 years later the underground tunnels expanded and the gaps were filled with hume babies but no one actually knew that, but me.

Then SE released the game, vilma and shaggy restored law and order back into the tribes of ravenous chicken men also called the elvaan, and the world is pretty much as we know it now.
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I knew it! :D
 
I played through Bastok story mode.
My perception of them is that they are just like "Nameks" from DBZ.
Their race is all male, but they cannot reproduce in the same way as we humans reproduce. They also don't have the sense of sensuality in them like humans do. They can feel emotions of compassion, love, fear, hatred, etc., but plain and simple they don't have a ding-dong.

Their whole reproduction cycle is based on the rebirth cycle in which is part of their faith and beliefs.

Nameks from DBZ reproduce by breaking away from another namek or spitting out an get from within them.

With that said, they are male but not in a sense of a male human.
Just their physical characteristics.
 
Galka Hatch From Eggs
 
My version of the galka tale goes a little like this.

Altepa is the Mexico of Vana'diel. All the males "immigrated" from Altepa in order to escape the Ants (read: Mexican shitty life) in order to find work in more prosperous lands. Bastok is the America, and they get the cheap labor, which angers some of the humes. That is why there are the gates and "border control" in the Zeruhn mines. Ore Street in the Mines district is like the slums, where all the Mexicans live. The Galka aren't legally supposed to be there mostly, so they can't unionize and fight the shitty treatment.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
Moriki said:
Galka Hatch From Eggs
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O.o; what? lol

I was talking with some friends (irl) who also play on the same server..
We started talking bout recarnation.. so yeah...

If you read the Vana'diel timeline here: http://www.shadow-ffxi.com/HistoryofVanadiel/

Its weird.. cause before the Shadowlord was defeated the first time..
And the 2nd time he was defeated.. the same stuff happens.. but with different named people.

So maybe reincarnation?
 
Thnikkaman said:
Four words: Galka. Have. No. Dicks. :D
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Tell that to my Galka mule. /cheer motion 4tw

What came first the galka or the egg?
 
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