1. Do not bring decent equipment, hell don't even put equipment in HALF your equipment slots. You won't need it! Don't use food either!
2. Spam the chat when battle plans are being explained. Interupt the leader when he's in the middle of any explanation.
3. Don't bring a pop item, but plan to lot on every item won.
4. Bring a stupid job combination. Drk/Thf for a level twenty cap works well, as does Nin/Thf come to think of it. If the sub is underleveled all the better.
5. Take your sweet ass time and be late to begin with. No reason to be geared up and ready to go at the scheaduled time.
6. Even when you finnally have the battle plan and are ready to go, DO NOT FOLLOW THE PLAN! Attack something other then the target of the NPCS, never attack the lead enemy at the end, provoke the final mob as the kite starts to take off with it.
7. Don't heal the ONE MELEE doing what he's supposed to and who has equipment and food to be WORTH A SHIT to the party. This goes double if they are in the red. No, you must heal your ls mate who brought next to no gear and is in white because they aren't doing enough to GET hate.
I knew full well the alliance I was in today was going to get me killed, but I owed a good friend and promised to be there. I keep my word even when it bones me over. Doesn't mean i can't post aflame about it though.
2. Spam the chat when battle plans are being explained. Interupt the leader when he's in the middle of any explanation.
3. Don't bring a pop item, but plan to lot on every item won.
4. Bring a stupid job combination. Drk/Thf for a level twenty cap works well, as does Nin/Thf come to think of it. If the sub is underleveled all the better.
5. Take your sweet ass time and be late to begin with. No reason to be geared up and ready to go at the scheaduled time.
6. Even when you finnally have the battle plan and are ready to go, DO NOT FOLLOW THE PLAN! Attack something other then the target of the NPCS, never attack the lead enemy at the end, provoke the final mob as the kite starts to take off with it.
7. Don't heal the ONE MELEE doing what he's supposed to and who has equipment and food to be WORTH A SHIT to the party. This goes double if they are in the red. No, you must heal your ls mate who brought next to no gear and is in white because they aren't doing enough to GET hate.
I knew full well the alliance I was in today was going to get me killed, but I owed a good friend and promised to be there. I keep my word even when it bones me over. Doesn't mean i can't post aflame about it though.
