Gideons Wrath (was:How do you kill a mouse?)

Trippyhippy

Trippyhippy

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The thing about this mouse is, he's already caught and sitting in the trash can right next to me. I am certain he's in there. I am certain it is a mouse.

A customer in the hotel where I work called me and told me there was a mouse in his trash can and he set it outside the door. He's not happy, but that isn't my point.

Of course, it's only a mouse. It wouldn't be hard to kill. But I don't want to just crush it to death, I don't think I could force myself to do that. I can't just put it outside, it'll come back in the hotel.

What should I do?
 
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on a side note...

jesus tapdancing christ !

That mouse can jump a good 10 inches off the ground...

Needless to say, now he's in a bigger trash can...

I'm such a wienie... I can't even kill a mouse...
 
Feed it some of your fun grass! :wink:
 
put it into a couple trash bags and tie them up and set it in the dumpster and make sure they are about 5 heavy duty trash bags or it will chew its way out and come back.
 
If you really can't kill it, take it across the street to a competitors hotel. Drop it off in the lobby restroom.
 
Keep it as a pet and name it Jimmy ^^

As an alternative to killing it, of course
 
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Rones said:
If you really can't kill it, take it across the street to a competitors hotel. Drop it off in the lobby restroom.
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I actually thought about this.

The problem is we own every hotel at this interstate exit.

In fact, I'd have to drive several miles to find one we didn't own.
 
Trippyhippy said:
I actually thought about this.

The problem is we own every hotel at this interstate exit.

In fact, I'd have to drive several miles to find one we didn't own.
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Another hotel though isn't your problem. :wink: Start a game of hot potato between hotels with the mouse.
 
Not a bad Idea.

As of right now, I have taken tonic flys suggestion, and wraped it in about 8 layers of trash bags. If it hasn't suffocated by 4am, Imma hit it with box of bibles.
 
damn i was hoping that eight trash bags woulda worked whenever i do that i find the nearest brick wall and take all a lifes frustrations out but you don't seem like the type to do that
 
The mouse is officially dead. I put him in some more bags, then dropped a 20 pound box of bibles on him.

I suppose the Gideons aren't totally useless after all.
 
Spray it with Lysol and light it or put it in a plasic bottle and fill it with water.

My favorite I used to do at my old house is to tie its tail in a knot with a heavy small object attached to it and toss it in a near by pool of water or a busy street.
 
Put it in a cage with a cat you are doing something bad: killing a mouse
but you are feeding a cat: something good
your karma will be equal still
 
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