Gideons Wrath (was:How do you kill a mouse?)

This winter has seen a fairly decent mouse population in my apartment building. I have mouse traps to snap their little necks when they come sniffing for the peanut butter.

In your situation, I would've just taken it outside, turned it loose, and then dared the little bastard to enter your turf again.
 
Why does this remind of a old movie..... >.< damn it i forget the name.

You should have put it in the microwave, that's how i killed my pet rat......
 
Omg Hali, I just read what you posted and you broke my heart...
 
Myrhh! O.O
 
I usually just put them into a bag and smash them into a wall twice. Should be painless, suffocating them sounds fucked up.
 
Typical hippy stoner...

Eh who am I kidding. I have a small armory of combat knives, but I'd be damned if I ever used them on something.

I think the bibles were a good way to go. Alternatively, after wrapping it in several (20+) thick bags, you could've taken it out into the parking lot. Whip it around like a bola and toss it in the air, then wait for it to smash into the ground. Lather-rinse-repeat until nighttime comes.
 
Mix gasoline with styrofoam and...
 
Myrrh said:
Why does this remind of a old movie..... >.< damn it i forget the name.

You should have put it in the microwave, that's how i killed my pet rat......
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dear lord..
 
*cough* well for the record it was already BEFORE it went into the microwave.

also i was like 5 years old
 
Yeah i had to kill a rat at my resturaunt(i can never spell that). I got one of those scoop things that you put trash in with a broom and squished it outside... one of the most horrible sounding things ever...
 
Trippyhippy said:
Not a bad Idea.

As of right now, I have taken tonic flys suggestion, and wraped it in about 8 layers of trash bags. If it hasn't suffocated by 4am, Imma hit it with box of bibles.
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Thats just cruel but it in a small card board box or some kind of container you can crush with your car tier then put it inside a small ziplock bag then put bag right up against your tire abd back up or drive forward your choice then toss the mess in the dumpster, I learned this from my wife who can't stand to look at things that are suffering. the mouse is dead before he knows it and you don't have to look it in the face and smack it in the head with a shovel(the tried and true method of mouse whacking)
 
Shintroy said:
Spray it with Lysol and light it
put it in a plasic bottle and fill it with water.
tie its tail in a knot with a heavy small object attached to it and toss it in a near by pool of water or a busy street.
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how come no one else has commented onthis!?!!? that's just f*!ked up! lol...:spiteful: :banghead3: :banghead3: :banghead3: :banghead3:
 
Acutie said:
Omg Hali, I just read what you posted and you broke my heart...
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What? They destroy stuff. A nice brisk -SNAP!- and they're not an issue anymore.
 
Thinke we nailed 8 or so mice in my house this winter with mouse traps... scary how big some get.
 
Hell growing up my house was surrounded by sugar cane fields. and the mice were actually welcome over the field rats that would try and come into the house when they harvested the cane. These "things" were so big that they would destroy rat traps if they got caught into them. The only we ever really figured out how to kill them is set some chees and stuff out in the kitchen and turn the lights of. and basically sit by the switch and wait till you here something and turn the lights on the shot the damn thing with a pellet gun
 
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