Gideons Wrath (was:How do you kill a mouse?)

Myrrh said:
*cough* well for the record it was already BEFORE it went into the microwave.

also i was like 5 years old
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I was like you, probly a lil younger and put my pet Guinea pig in the ol microwave. It was still alive...and i still remember it. And it didnt explode because it started running in circles really really really fast and i hurried up and took it out...sadly...my mom told me it died days later. yep, young kids and experimental moments= disaster.
 
Fine the whole story for you all so you don't think i'm some jackass


We had a pet rat(forgot the name) and it was winter, my mom left it by a open window in like -20 degree weather. It froze to death. I woke up and found it "asleep"(dead) and it was cold so i thought i'd warm it up
*cough*
In the microwave.
 
Myrrh said:
Fine the whole story for you all so you don't think i'm some jackass


We had a pet rat(forgot the name) and it was winter, my mom left it by a open window in like -20 degree weather. It froze to death. I woke up and found it "asleep"(dead) and it was cold so i thought i'd warm it up
*cough*
In the microwave.
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lmao... thats way too funny
 
oh dear is right... Where does the logic of a child originate?
 
Trippyhippy said:
Not a bad Idea.

As of right now, I have taken tonic flys suggestion, and wraped it in about 8 layers of trash bags. If it hasn't suffocated by 4am, Imma hit it with box of bibles.
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LOLOLOLOL that's hilarious XD!!!
 
So that maybe one day we can have a standard of intelligence, by force if needed? As to get rid of the surplus supply of nimrods and useless fuckers we have now? Check out the nifty applications: We take random useless fucktard (like say, anyone who lives in johnson county KS) take them out of the god damned mall, take away thier cell phone, plug in a little brain plug, have um do something useful, like I dunno, make watches. Cheaper then building a machine for it, and it has an infinitely renewable fuel source (Soy and tofu. Fucking preppies.) It's a win-win situation!
 
Andreva said:
So that maybe one day we can have a standard of intelligence, by force if needed? As to get rid of the surplus supply of nimrods and useless fuckers we have now? Check out the nifty applications: We take random useless fucktard (like say, anyone who lives in johnson county KS) take them out of the god damned mall, take away thier cell phone, plug in a little brain plug, have um do something useful, like I dunno, make watches. Cheaper then building a machine for it, and it has an infinitely renewable fuel source (Soy and tofu. Fucking preppies.) It's a win-win situation!
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Human robots for the win!
 
Trippyhippy said:
I could have done much worse to the mouse.

Silly japanese scientists.

For god sakes why would anyone do that?
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They just wanted a remote-control mouse, like everyone else does. Perhaps this one can evade the cat just a little better than the plastic one XD
 
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