Gil, Me, and being efing Clueless.

cocyte said:
Jereme said:
Turn those beehive chips u farm into beeswax for 37-30k a stack. Beeswax caps at like lvl 8 alchemy.
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Not good idea ... beewax is 27k a stack average, beehive sell for 9-10k a stack, when you add the 3-4k for the fire crystals you defintively lose money. This option is viable only if your alchemy is 59+ (when you can HQ 50% of the time).
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Actually, beewax cap at 5 ... so 56+ for second HP tier ...

/slap cocyte

:x
 
Here's a wild wacky idea:

Instead of trying to farm the 5 or 6 million for the harness at once, maybe farm material cost one thing at a time. You have 9 levels till you need it, so use 2-3 lvl's getting a claw. Drop it in storage then set to the task of the rest of the shits. Once you have all the materials, post up in the synthesis section here on qcdn and have a crafter make the damn thing for you.

Also, those weird little Beastmen seals, save those bastards. Lvl a RNG or BLM and do BCNM's. BLM 1-40 is just about free. No staffs, no AM's, just lame spells that are 1-10k each. Last time I looked, Erase and Ni were commanding a smooth 1 million each. Both drops are possible from 1 Worm's Turn.

Also, take some time one day and look at the synthesis guides on Allah. You'd be shocked to see what crafters need those lame items you usually toss or sell to NPC's. Take those shits to the corresponding towns, and post it up on AH. Shit, go farm Puffballs in Jugner or Miseraux Coast. 45k a stack right there, and I'll buy you out every day. When ur done being Vang's MPK bish for the day, you can go be my little Puffball Ho!

Shit Vang, share the slavery man. Anyone else need a bish? :twisted:
 
I want to be a hitman. I'm PL my mule as a MNK and I feel that when I hit 50 I'll put up to be a Merc and a hitman. You'll know who my mule is too because I'll put in my bazaar comment "Merc and hitman for hire. Let's talk about a price." I feel that would be more fun than anything in this game, and if I get bored then I can even MPK my own party just for the hell of it. Imagine this.

Random party member,"That mother fucker just MPKed us."
Me,"lol I know, that was funny right."
RPM,"WHAT?!?!?!?!?how was that funny?"
Me,"Wait a minute, that was my mule that MPKed us."
RPM,"???????"
Me,"lolWlolWlolWlolWlolWlolW, I'm going to call a gm on my mule so I can see the jail"

GMDouchbag,"You were brought here for MPK, that is against the law."
Shaunessy's mule,"WOW so this is what the jail looks like. hey douchbag can you leave so I can get a SS of just me here alone?"
GMDouchbag,"That isn't my name.
SM,"OK Douchbag go jack off to PC Gamer and let me get back to my job. I got 5 more groups of people to MPK for Vang before I can log out."

Shaunessy's Mule waves to Vang.

Vang,"What the fuck am I here for?"
GMDouchbag,"SM told us you hired him to MPK people."
Vang,"That's a fucking lie. Check my chat records I never even talked to him before."
GMDouchbag,"This is true, sorry for the trouble."

Shaunessy's Mule waves goodbye to Vang.

SM,"Would you believe I was hired by Sneakypants???"

lol, I'm so fucking bored of Iraq, and to top it off we just got extended another month. I will make my mule a hitman though when I get home and get him to level 50. :twisted:
 
MPK hitman? That actually sounds like it would be fun... It would throw a whole new twist on the game. A much needed twist.
 
Vang's Hired MPK Goon Squad... How sweet... And to say basic MPK'ing already disgusts me.

The next logical step would be for Vang to turn that into a business, taking MPK requests for 500k Gil and pay a goon 250k Gil for accomplishing the deed.

...Starts to sound like what Gil selling companies are doing, though the service is of an entirely different nature.
 
You do know you can get in trouble on your main for what your mule does right? GM's hold what you do against your whole account.
 
Orchid said:
You do know you can get in trouble on your main for what your mule does right? GM's hold what you do against your whole account.
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Well maybe they meant they would be buying new accounts and leveling them up and stuff so that thier main account wouldn't get into trouble
 
Orchid said:
You do know you can get in trouble on your main for what your mule does right? GM's hold what you do against your whole account.
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thats pretty fuckin lame =/ my bro plays on the same account as me, what if he pulls a Vang and does somthin dumbshit like that? then I get in trouble for it too...yaaaay :roll:
 
Well the thing about MPKing for me is it would be an entirely serious situation. No quiet talk or anything of that nature, no ratting me out or anything at all or you would be cut immediately from the position.

and while it sounds fun and all you have to understand that there are plenty of NA that you may even know that I would want dead. And lots at a time for that matter. You most likely would have flames on this board dedicated to you and through it all you would have to keep your mouth shut.

But if you're really about "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" then yes I can pay you very nicely for easy work.
 
i here-by nominate Vang as Godfather of the FFXI, Quetzalcoatl Mafia.

(oddly enuf i once started a Linkshell named the Mafia, i guess its time to start it back up, for a more...business related purpose :twisted: )
 
vang said:
Well the thing about MPKing for me is it would be an entirely serious situation. No quiet talk or anything of that nature, no ratting me out or anything at all or you would be cut immediately from the position.

and while it sounds fun and all you have to understand that there are plenty of NA that you may even know that I would want dead. And lots at a time for that matter. You most likely would have flames on this board dedicated to you and through it all you would have to keep your mouth shut.

But if you're really about "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" then yes I can pay you very nicely for easy work.
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Bad Vang ... Don't be usin' a kickass AC/DC song title to be doin' your dirty work :roll: .

And shame on the rest of you for supporting this latest scheme of his. I do believe he is totally serious in this and not just screwin' around.
 
I doubt anyone with half a mind would take on Vang's offer. The only ones I'd see whoring themselves out are those who already have a bad rap, or are already MPK'ing for shit and giggles.

We get it Vang. You're good, you're rich, you can have chumps jump through hoops and do your dirty laundry while you laugh your ass off at their antics to get what you consider cookie crumps. What are you trying to accomplish? An ethical cleansing of end-game? Countering another group who are running their own board of MPK'ing assassins? Or are you so damn bored with this game that getting your own squad of goons is all that's left to amuse you?
 
FlaruWuru said:
I doubt anyone with half a mind would take on Vang's offer. The only ones I'd see whoring themselves out are those who already have a bad rap, or are already MPK'ing for shit and giggles.

We get it Vang. You're good, you're rich, you can have chumps jump through hoops and do your dirty laundry while you laugh your ass off at their antics to get what you consider cookie crumps. What are you trying to accomplish? An ethical cleansing of end-game? Countering another group who are running their own board of MPK'ing assassins? Or are you so damn bored with this game that getting your own squad of goons is all that's left to amuse you?
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What are you getting at? Shut your mouth frenchie you're annoying.
 
Clear and upfront? I want to know why you're ready to start a wave of MPKs. Personnal vendetta? Taking out end-game noobs? Just a laugh?

You're saying that, being rich, you have a right to control other players' enjoyment of this game, and get no shit on your hands as you don't have to commit those MPKs yourself anymore. I don't know if your list is composed of players who deserve some payback or not. But having one person on the server with the power to do as he pleases and give no shit about the rules because he's not the one breaking them is a very uncomforting thought.

And I'm darn sure I'm not the only one who's thinking that, though a lot are afraid of the man who thinks he owns Quetzalcoatl.
 
Not asking anyone to be afraid, just saying if they cross me then they will be MPKed along with any innocents who are around them or hanging with them. No big deal, life goes on. :D

Often times I think people run their mouths entirely too much to the wrong people ingame and in real life. Of course, in real life I would just punch someone in the mouth. I cannot do that in Vandiel so I will do the next best thing, take away experience points. You need to understand that people need to learn a lesson in respect whether it be on the internet or in real life.

I am sure people will think "Oh big deal xp loss" but I am sure they won't be saying shit but crying to a GM and on the forums like little girls when they are hit with it.

You would be shocked if you knew how many PMs and /tells I have received in the last few days of mercs just waiting to do my work lol.
 
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