Girlfriends? Who needs 'em?!

As a gay man, I was intrigued by the thread's title. Upon reading the story... /sigh

Sad, pathetic guy. He should find a real girl who will touch him willingly. Then again, nothing screams "What a great catch!" like rubbing yourself raw to a video game.
 
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
Son: Dad, I'm marrying a video game character.
Dad: Son, I'm going to break your face.
 
It's sad that people actually attended this wedding. If I got a request: "Hey Bryan your brother is getting married to a video game girl, weddings January 15th", my response would be "Don't plan on seeing me there."
 
Guys guys come on, be supportive.
 
What is the fail tag on vacation?


Oh wrong place.
 
Son: Dad, I'm marrying a video game character.
Dad: Son, I'm going to break your face.

Or an alternative ;)

Son: Dad, I'm marrying a video game character.
Dad: Son, I am disappoint.

Edit: On topic though, this is sad but kind of hilarious.
 
cant b wors den sum of da ugly girlz dat play dis gam lol
 
Come now, look on the bright side, he won't reproduce :P
 

You probably stole that from my blog!

Which is more or less on the same topic and posted 10 days prior.

I am prescient. :O

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!
 
I was actually looking for the complete clip, but apparently it's only on Hulu.
I doubt the thought only crossed our minds, though. It's pretty frightening that this, along with that Japanese dude who made a sex robot, could eventually lead to Billy Everyteen making out with Monrobot instead of being a productive member of society.
 
It's not quite here yet, obviously, but I'd say... not much more than 20 years, if not significantly less.

And I stand by my prediction that we'll see it first in Japan.
 
If sex robots is a step on the path of getting me a giant robot, then I say it's a necessary evil.
 
If sex robots is a step on the path of getting me a giant robot, then I say it's a necessary evil.

Truer words were never spoken. It will be an epic day in US history when the 1st Armored Cav starts riding around in mechs.
 
Ironically, when my father was retiring he almost considered staying on to do work on the armor side of DARPA's power armor project.
 
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