God is being sued by Sen. Ernie Chambers

Is the response from god genuine?

  • Yes, I believe it is.

    Votes: 7 15.2%
  • No, it is obviously not.

    Votes: 39 84.8%

  • Total voters
    46
i call shenanigans.
 
Obviously. No angel would actually use Saint in their introduction. That's a given.

The lawsuit is retarded anyway... seriously, you might as well sue aliens for not using superior technology to 'fix' all of society's problems.
 
I was talking about this with my mom. She used to work at the Atorney General's office. SHe once got a complaint from a man about a doctor in Chicago (why did it go to Indiana?) Because...

It was January, and Chicago was cold and windy. Yes, the man was sueing the doctor for the cold weather in A WINTER MONTH, and it was windy.

My mom goes "Well..see..you can't sue the doctor for that reason..because it's not his fault. However there IS someone you can sue, but I don't have his address. So if you can give me his current address, I would be more than happy to send this complaint to the Almighty."
 
Who answered the damn law suit??? O_O Seriously, God is everywhere yet nowhere at the same time! Plus he's only a spirit being! I think...

Yeah... I'm not a religious person, so I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.
 
Well the responds obviously isn't from god because God would have made a motion for lack of jurisdiction in this case because this would not be an issue that a state court could decide. if anything it would be a federal case. God would have also plead sovereign immunity which would make it immune for any civil or criminal action.

Follow up story
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070922/ap_on_fe_st/odd_suing_god
 
This happened before and they couldnt continue the lawsuit because they couldnt provide a valid address for god.
 
This happened before and they couldnt continue the lawsuit because they couldnt provide a valid address for god.

The Universe, Milky Way Drive, 777 light years to the left of a Super Massive Dark Hole.

They can continue the suit now.
 
LOL

Whoever made that letter up is my hero.
 
'And then just -poof! There is was!'

Please.
 
/shrug

Political theatre. It's totally based on the idea that God hasn't revealed Godself.

It's easy to take 2 cases:

Case 1: God doesn't exist; this agnostic senator is calling attention to the lack of evidence that supports this case. Nobody can prove it's true or false, and eventually people get bored and hopefully go back to doing something productive in Washington.

Case 2: God does exist; this agnostic senator's lawsuit calls attention to the lack of evidence for God. Nobody can prove it's true or false, and eventually people get bored and hopefully go back to doing something productive in Washington.

For the record, I voted "No" on the poll, but really, who cares? I don't think anyone expects God to appear as a white-robed, bearded, old caucasian man, prove "his" identity through various pyrotechnics until even the most skeptical atheist admits that it couldn't possibly be staged, and then sit calmly down with the senator in a court of law and explain why "he" hasn't snapped his fingers for a perfect world (Matrix 2, incidentally, gave a crap 30-second version of the ancient "best-possible-world" thesis).

So yeah, /shrug at political theatre, and I sort of wonder if that senator's district feels like he's wasting the time he's supposedly using to represent them. Separation of church and state, you know? I don't really care whether the senators believe some God exists, but if they're spending their political day drafting up cutesy legal briefs to foreground the fact that God doesn't live in the US of A . . . well, next election cycle I'll try to find someone with some ambition.
 
I don't think anyone expects God to appear as a white-robed, bearded, old caucasian man, prove "his" identity through various pyrotechnics until even the most skeptical atheist admits that it couldn't possibly be staged, and then sit calmly down with the senator in a court of law and explain why "he" hasn't snapped his fingers for a perfect world (Matrix 2, incidentally, gave a crap 30-second version of the ancient "best-possible-world" thesis).

If a little old man wearing thick glasses and smoking a cigar takes the stand, you owe us a coke :P

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...=22&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=9
 
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/sigh...

*insert Start Trek pic*

respect for our fellow Americans and shenanigans(sp) failing

Relying on the five senses to prove or dispprove something in our limitations is beyond comprehension.
 
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No you guys don't understand Ernie Chambers.

I grew up and spent the first 23 years of my life living in Lincoln Nebraska.

Ernie Chambers... is capable of anything and everything. Ernie is quirky... but never because he wants attention.
 
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