Guess that Movie!

[Blabj]

Snatch.


"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

"You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like."

 

[jender]

Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

"You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like."

Snatch?

 

[Blabj]

nop ^^ on the right line of british films though

edit, huge clue: the end of that quote (the bit I cut off) is the title of the film.

 

[Tyrath]

Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

"You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like."

I believe the end of the quote is "Welcome to the layer cake son."

"One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! "

 

[Grem]

I believe the end of the quote is "Welcome to the layer cake son."

"One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! "

Batman Forever?

"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

 

[Kurgon]

Shawn of the Dead but I have no quote to give.

Edit: Had to look this one up but I love this movie.

"You can't win. You know that, don't you? It doesn't matter if you whip us, you'll still be where you were before, at the bottom. And we'll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn't matter. Greasers will still be Greasers and Socs will still be Socs. It doesn't matter."

 

[Makelith]

"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

Shaun of the Dead?

"You are not your job. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fuckin khakis. You are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world."

 

[Kurgon]

Shaun of the Dead?

"You are not your job. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fuckin khakis. You are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world."

Fight Club again. look at the post before ya!

 

[Tyrath]

i'll answer this one i guess

"You can't win. You know that, don't you? It doesn't matter if you whip us, you'll still be where you were before, at the bottom. And we'll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn't matter. Greasers will still be Greasers and Socs will still be Socs. It doesn't matter."

The Outsiders

Next:

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

 

[Trippyhippy]

i'll answer this one i guess



The Outsiders

Next:

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

Equilibrium

Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls! Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!

 

[Grem]

Equilibrium

Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls! Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!

Meaning of Life,

"Why, why, why! Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me."

 

[Tyrath]

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(sp?)

"When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work."

 

[Trippyhippy]

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(sp?)

"When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work."

Van Helsing

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

 

[Tyrath]

Van Helsing

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

Dead Poets Society

I like giving out quotes xD


"What's in California?"
"Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas."

 

[Grem]

I still say you googled the Munchausen one, lol. :<

 

[Tyrath]

Nope. But I did get some help from my friend D: I knew I'd heard the 3 legged cyclops line somewhere though

 

[Trippyhippy]

Dead Poets Society

I like giving out quotes xD


"What's in California?"
"Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas."

Borat: (Extremely long subtitle that I can't remember)

[Reading the obituaries]
Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?

 

[Isomiau]

[Reading the obituaries]
Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?

Crazy Summer?

"Yeah, a talking monkey. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker, only says ficus."

 

[Makelith]

Crazy Summer?

"Yeah, a talking monkey. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker, only says ficus."

That would be Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drungs in a consequence free enviroment, i'll be sound as a pound baby, yeah!!!"

 

[Isomiau]

That would be Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence free enviroment, i'll be sound as a pound baby, yeah!!!"

yeees, and austin powers

"Knock down that vall, knock down that vall, and knock down that fargin wall!"