Guys Gone.... WHAT?!!

I've watched them. They're okay, but nothing major.

The girls in Girls Gone Wild all look like porn goddesses in training, but that standard doesn't seem to apply to the Guys Gone Wild vids. Why shouldn't the women (and gay men) have some fun, too? They need better talent scouts. If you're going for shallow sexual exploitation, at least make sure it's really hot.
 
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I saw an ad for it on comedy central tonight, and all i could think is... WTF?!
 
Here is the problem with guys gone wild.....when we go wild we try to get chicks to do what they do in girls gone wild. Therefore Guys gone wild would not ever be fun to watch because it would be watching the cameraman in girls gone wild, except without the veiw of the chicks. What fun is that?
 
Shaunessy said:
Here is the problem with guys gone wild.....when we go wild we try to get chicks to do what they do in girls gone wild. Therefore Guys gone wild would not ever be fun to watch because it would be watching the cameraman in girls gone wild, except without the veiw of the chicks. What fun is that?
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true... but they flash their nuts man... THEIR NUTS!!!!
 
I hardly see that as a guy gone wild. Hell we used to flash our nuts just to get someone to look so we could call them a fag and punch them in the face for it lol. I think the best was our buddy that would do that to his mom and then say,"Mom, really, do you need to see what it looks like 18 years later?" Now that was funny right there I don't care who you are.
 
Actually, I think most straight guys wouldn't like Guys Gone Wild simply because they're not into ogling other men.

The culture plays a part in how this is set up. For Girls Gone Wild, most of the "fun" comes from getting girls to make out with each other and satisfy some hetero male fantasy. The girls aren't lesbian, but they'll play for the camera and a broader male audience. I think it's gotta be tied into some mental cry for approval.

Guys Gone Wild doesn't get play by those rules because you're not as likely to get random drunk guys to start making out. You have to settle for them "showing the goods" and acting goofy. I'm not sure if the audience is supposed to be women or gay men or both, but it's not satisfying either way.

Thankfully there are better "straight guys playing on the dark side" vids out there.
 
Halifirien said:
The girls in Girls Gone Wild all look like porn goddesses in training.
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Meh, the ones in the commercials look like porn goddesses. A friend of mine *wink wink* owns 3 of these videos and once you get in there, they really arent as great as youd think. Naturally, like any pornographic film, they have their good moments and their bad moments. Thus, naturally, the good is the only thing shown on the commercial.
 
Well I'm sure guys or girls gone wild couldn't get any worse than this.
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Sorrowfulturnip said:
Well I'm sure guys or girls gone wild couldn't get any worse than this.
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Well, I'm confident I'll never have a boner again.
 
It burns! It burns! The power of Bea Arthur compels you!

It's good to know the best stuff is in the commercials. When I watched Guys Gone Wild all I could think is "You'd never make it in gay porn because you lack some essential 'attributes.'"
 
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Halifirien said:
They need better talent scouts. If you're going for shallow sexual exploitation, at least make sure it's really hot.
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Hal, you made me lol at my desk. An office mate came to my cube asking what's so funny and I told him "Softcore gay porn.". He just blinked and walked away. Silly Sailors, some of them have no sense of humor... :D

And the WTH is up with "Golden Girls Gone Wild?" I suppose I'll find it sexy one day... :O
 
Sorrowfulturnip said:
Well I'm sure guys or girls gone wild couldn't get any worse than this.
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I've always wondered about Blanche Devereaux..that's hot! Dorothy and Stan skit too? zomg Sophia please!


Insert: (In all seriousness, that pic is disturbing, and in no way do I like 70+)
 
Halifirien said:
Exactly! It's a complete oxymoron. With no money shot, you're just wasting everyone's time.
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I just spit my coffee out. That's going straight into my sig.

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Now that I think about it, truer words were never spoken.
 
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Halifirien said:
It burns! It burns! The power of Bea Arthur compels you!

It's good to know the best stuff is in the commercials. When I watched Guys Gone Wild all I could think is "You'd never make it in gay porn because you lack some essential 'attributes.'"
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Seriously.
The worst part from the brief clip I saw are the girl camerapeople trying to coax the drunk "bros" to flash the camera.

That & missing attributes = waste of time. :P
 
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