Happy Canada Day!

As usual, you're wrong.
 
On this day all of Canada comes out from their log cabins wearing plaid shirts and toboggans, they raise their hockey sticks to the skies in unison as they let out a massive echoing "EH" and as it reverberates through the valleys and forests, with the opposing hand, they lift the finest bottles of maple syrup with a firm grip and chug it down with a Bret Hart-like veracity all in honor of their national hero:

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O' Canada, I salute you!
 
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Westyle said:
On this day all of Canada comes out from their log cabins wearing plaid shirts and toboggans, they raise their hockey sticks to the skies in unison as they let out a massive echoing "EH" and as it reverberates through the valleys and forests, with the opposing hand, they lift the finest bottles of maple syrup with a firm grip and chug it down with a Bret Hart-like veracity all in honor of their national hero.

O' Canada, I salute you!
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You forgot beavers and bacon. How are you supposed to perpetuate a false stereotype when you don't use ALL of them!?

I expected more Wes. Really.
 
Mirewen said:
You forgot beavers and bacon. How are you supposed to perpetuate a false stereotype when you don't use ALL of them!?

I expected more Wes. Really.
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I'll bacon your beaver...
 
Happy Canada day.

If you think about it, Canada is so damn young.
 
Westyle said:
I'll bacon your beaver...
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Motherfucker. People are staring at me because you made me choke on my soda. Fucking fucker. LOL
 
Westyle said:
On this day all of Canada comes out from their log cabins wearing plaid shirts and toboggans, they raise their hockey sticks to the skies in unison as they let out a massive echoing "EH" and as it reverberates through the valleys and forests, with the opposing hand, they lift the finest bottles of maple syrup with a firm grip and chug it down with a Bret Hart-like veracity all in honor of their national hero:

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O' Canada, I salute you!
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QUESTION?!?!

How the hell do you wear a toboggan? lol
 
American bacon > canadian bacon

wtf is up with canadian bacon anyways? its basically little slices of ham.
 
a day late...

hope everyone had a good day!

Watched public enemies...went to an awesome Thai restaurant and spent the day with families...
 
Thelona said:
American bacon > canadian bacon

wtf is up with canadian bacon anyways? its basically little slices of ham.
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JESUS H CHRIST... lmao it's called BACK bacon, and it's cornmeal trimmed slabs rather than fat rippled strips. It does not taste like ham either, I don't like ham but I love me some back bacon.
 
Morcheeba said:
JESUS H CHRIST... lmao it's called BACK bacon, and it's cornmeal trimmed slabs rather than fat rippled strips. It does not taste like ham either, I don't like ham but I love me some back bacon.
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Thank you Cheebs.

Yes, it is called back bacon. The Canadians did not invent it, it is what you get when you ask for bacon in Britain. It does not have fat and is much healthier for you, then again, it's understandable that American's wouldn't get the concept of "no fat". ;)
 
Mirewen said:
Thank you Cheebs.

Yes, it is called back bacon. The Canadians did not invent it, it is what you get when you ask for bacon in Britain. It does not have fat and is much healthier for you, then again, it's understandable that American's wouldn't get the concept of "no fat". ;)
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Hey man you know I hear a lot of it too lol

Thelona, I'm just tormenting, but yea it gets old ; ;
 
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Say what? Southern American English... what the hell kinda made up shit is that lol!

I don't know, I'm FAIRLY certain you know us Canadians consider our Toboggans those plastic or wooden sleds you ride down snowy hills for a thrill. .. .. Toques are what we wear on our heads.

Westyle said:
I can't help I have redneck roots
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lol apparently I don't know your language haha! I have never heard tell anyone refer to a toboggan as a hat... HAHAH I just can't get the stupid image of some poor fool who went ass over tea kettle down a hill and ended up mounted by a toboggan!
 
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