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Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
 
That's one of my favorite Saturday Night Live bits. I laugh every time I hear Phil Hartman say "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
 
Well Jender I happen to have a set of happy fun ba...

Never mind, there are children present. :evil:
 
I like the one with Christopher Walken about the cowbell <sigh> goood times
 
"Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription ... is MORE COWBELL!"
 
"The day shall be mine! I'll take The Rapist for 200$!"

"Mr. Connery, that's Therapist"

"I'm onto you Trebek!"

And let's not forget "Titties", a.k.a. "Titles"
 
Bruce Dickenson!!!
:lol:

"I'm no different than any other guy. I put my pants on one leg at a time, but when my pants are on, I'm makin' gold records."

"When we're done here, you'll all be wearing gold plated diapers."
"What does that mean?"
 
Sean Connery: knock knock
Alex Trebek: who's there?
Sean Connery: Me, the man who slept with your mother last night.

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Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handey

If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
 
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