Happy Holidays Hometowns.... FUCK YOU JEUNO KIDS!!

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so like .. wtf is up with no presents for those jeuno kids? :shock: Were they horribly bad? Did they egg the clocktower? TP the AH? Perhaps the mooned the Archduke ..... poor jeuno kids .. as far as a flame ... FUCK SE for not including the jeuno kids who have constantly contributed to annoying the hell out of me with trivial quests wasting time i would have otherwise been collecting dust with my 59mnk lfg :wink:
 
It's because of the current political climate in Jeuno. Because the Duchy draws from all nations, there are many different cultures rubbing against eachother, and sometimes friction ensues. Certain factions (most commonly the group known as "The Hume Bloc") have blown this out of proportion, and have banned the celebration of all holidays in the city. These same factions are currently fighting to remove "In Altana we Trust" from all Jeuno gil coinage, and forbid the mention of Altana and Promathia in Jeuno schools.
 
The newly implemented AH taxation system will be paying for the Jeuno childrens presents this year. Sometimes the government has to step in and force the money out of us non-charitable citizens and convert it into useless items for the children of Jeuno to hide in mysterious places where we cant see them.

Besides, last time I asked a kid in Jeuno what he wanted he asked for a yellow rock. :roll: Why bother?
 
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It's because of the current political climate in Jeuno. Because the Duchy draws from all nations, there are many different cultures rubbing against eachother, and sometimes friction ensues. Certain factions (most commonly the group known as "The Hume Bloc") have blown this out of proportion, and have banned the celebration of all holidays in the city. These same factions are currently fighting to remove "In Altana we Trust" from all Jeuno gil coinage, and forbid the mention of Altana and Promathia in Jeuno schools.
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It should be noted that Right Wing Elvaan Conservatives are still fighting this in court. They also don't believe that the asexual Galka and their life partners should be given "marraige" rights, because marraige is between a male and a female. That's also under Ducal consideration. Stay tuned to CNN for more details.
 
[/quote]t should be noted that Right Wing Elvaan Conservatives are still fighting this in court. They also don't believe that the asexual Galka and their life partners should be given "marraige" rights, because marraige is between a male and a female. That's also under Ducal consideration. Stay tuned to CNN for more details.

For the record we're not asexual .. we're simply not sexual at all .. hence the masculine overcompensation and bad mood geneticly engrained in our personalities. We do not reproduce, we reincarnate. The manual specificly states this.

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"The Cardian that stole Christmas"

For details, see that mean little Taru kid that banished his Cardian from his home. This Cardian now lives in Batallia Downs lording over all the Christmas items hes stolen from Juenoans.

I still walk in that house and /slap that kid when I get bored XD ..... little puke >.<
 
Bigboy said:
The newly implemented AH taxation system will be paying for the Jeuno childrens presents this year. Sometimes the government has to step in and force the money out of us non-charitable citizens and convert it into useless items for the children of Jeuno to hide in mysterious places where we cant see them.

Besides, last time I asked a kid in Jeuno what he wanted he asked for a yellow rock. :roll: Why bother?
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Heheheh - it was a white rock (damn you Karl - GIVE ME THE QUEST) - and the "Smilebringer" doesn't bring toys and candy to little coke addict girls and boys. :twisted:

If he brings gifts to the Jeuno kids, he knows they will just hock them for some scratch.

That is all. :twisted: [/b]
 
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