Hell: explained by a chemistry student

hahaha! Good One! :lol:
 
LMAO, oh man, thats awesome.
 
OMFG! *dies laughing* That's one of the funniest things I've ever read lmao. Someone alert the science community, this man's a genius!
 
"...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God.""

Best quote ever.
 
that... that is the single best thing ever written on an exam ever!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
"If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true"

BRILLIANT!
 
Best thing I've read in a while. :lol: Thanks for posting that.
 
i saw that a few years ago. and its stiil a riot after all this time. im glad u alowed me to read it again. :lol:
 
Oddly enough, I was actually looking for this about a week ago cause I had remembered it and wanted to read it again. But then I got lazy and didn't bother looking. :roll: Glad someone posted it here so I could read it again.
 
on a similar note....

HEAVEN IS HOTTER THAN HELL
The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26 reads, Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold as the light of seven days. Thus, heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as the earth does from the sun, and in addition seven times seven (forty nine) times as much as the earth does from the sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of heaven: The radiation falling on heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation

(H/E)4 = 50
where E is the absolute temperature of the earth, 300°K (273+27). This gives H the absolute temperature of heaven, as 798° absolute (525°C).

The exact temperature of hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6°C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulfur] means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake.)

We have then, temperature of heaven, 525°C (977°F). Temperature of hell, less than 445°F). Therefore heaven is hotter than hell.

by no means did I do, or even understand all of the calculations presented here. I just think the result is comical. :-)
 
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