Help A Virgin Devirginize

[Mirewen]

You can do pretty much anything with a tampon.

Really? And here I thought it only had 1 use

 

[Westyle]

So… a man is a “tampon friend” when he becomes very close friends with a woman, so close that they’ll practically do everything together - but she’ll never have sex with him.

Its high school all over again 8D

 

[Hitokiri]

Really? And here I thought it only had 1 use

Mhmm, I use em' to re-cork my wine bottles.

 

[Pasquale]

You can do pretty much anything with a tampon, but you can’t engage in sexual intercourse.

The only thing a tampon can do is get inserted into a vagina, thus having sexual intercourse.

 

[Tyrath]

So… a man is a “tampon friend” when he becomes very close friends with a woman, so close that they’ll practically do everything together - but she’ll never have sex with him.

Hmmm...

Shiiiiiit

Erm, does being best friends with a girl(that has a bf) make you a tampon friend? <.<

 

[Makelith]

Hmmm...

Shiiiiiit

Erm, does being best friends with a girl(that has a bf) make you a tampon friend? <.<

Yes. Especially if she has a bf.

 

[Kotsu]

Hmmm...

Shiiiiiit

Erm, does being best friends with a girl(that has a bf) make you a tampon friend? <.<

Welcome to ManBitch status sir :glare: create separation from this girl. Then inform her that you miss being close to her, but you have feelings. Gauge and judge her response quickly because time is everything. If she misses being close too, wait just a second for the "but". If no "but" comes, then you're in. Make your move.

 

[Tyrath]

Welcome to ManBitch status sir :glare: create separation from this girl. Then inform her that you miss being close to her, but you have feelings. Gauge and judge her response quickly because time is everything. If she misses being close too, wait just a second for the "but". If no "but" comes, then you're in. Make your move.

lol generalized advice never works because the situation is always more complicated.

I spend about 5x more time with her than her bf just because I go to college with her and he goes to college 2hrs away. He'll always get the points for anything related to "missing" someone. She's been with him longer than I've known her. Theres really nothing to do besides cut her off unless they break up somehow, which I don't see happening anytime soon.

Thanks for the advice though lol

 

[Pasquale]

Hmmm...

Shiiiiiit

Erm, does being best friends with a girl(that has a bf) make you a tampon friend? <.<

Only if you do her every bidding and are a total lap dog around her.

"Tampon friend" is seriously lame, though. It's obvious women are the ones coming up with these stupid phrases.

 

[Tyrath]

Only if you do her every bidding and are a total lap dog around her.

"Tampon friend" is seriously lame, though. It's obvious women are the ones coming up with these stupid phrases.

Ok then I'm safe ;D

 

[Myrrh]

Anyone else think this man is a moron? He claims to have a hot girl willing to bone him if he gets his site 5million hits. That means she's possibly interested in him. What a fucking moron.

 

[Taurothar]

Really? And here I thought it only had 1 use

Bloody noses.

 

[Lukas]

there has to be something more to this guy that he's not sharing. getting laid is stupidly easy.

 

[Westyle]

Anyone else think this man is a moron? He claims to have a hot girl willing to bone him if he gets his site 5million hits. That means she's possibly interested in him. What a fucking moron.

Or not interested.

 

[Myrrh]

Ya but that seems like a very cruel joke to play on your tempoon friend. But I guess that's possible if she's a bitch.

 

[Zyndara]

I'm thinking if she was a real friend, and she had any interest or any intention of actually giving him some, she would lay him down and bang him straight up instead of making him jump through hoops. Of course, I've got some attractive and very close male friends and I wouldn't be throwing down a lay for them, mercy or otherwise, under any circumstances. But maybe that's just me. lol

 

[Mirewen]

It's obvious women are the ones coming up with these stupid phrases.

I think it's more likely men who can't have a relationship with a woman without it being sexual, then branding those who can with retarded "pussy" like names to try to emasculate them.

 

[Tyrath]

I think it's more likely men who can't have a relationship with a woman without it being sexual, then branding those who can with retarded "pussy" like names to try to emasculate them.

No I think men came up with ManBitch. Tampon Friend has a womanly touch on it.

 

[Stine]

It sounds to me like something that a girl would jokingly ask a guy to do without expecting him to really do it. She's probably laughing about it.

 

[Princemercury]

Meh,

07/10 Please don't use scripts! Refreshing doesn't help either! Thanks. =)

That's enough to make me think the site is nothing more than a ploy to grab attention for a fan base with another bs story behind it.