help i burned my girlfriends cooter

[Chasym]

This may be old to some but its new to me and i laughed my ass off, found this screenshot from another forum online and about wet myself in laughter.

 

[Trippyhippy]

I might be able to take him seriously if he didn't keep sayin cooter...

 

[Legomyeggo]

Meh, I'd ony let him tap if he gave me Perfect Dark.

 

[Trippyhippy]

 

[Bedwarmer]

Goddam shame. Those were two solid games.

 

[Uzor]

is that guy, like, retarded? ;

Either that or its a joke...

 

[Windy]

is that guy, like, retarded? ;

Either that or its a joke...

the "eight minutes" told me joke >.>; god I hope...

 

[neophytal]

........lol

 

[Kire]

This was on killingifrit
Still funny as hell you got the second post he did at all?

 

[hillz]

Goddam shame. Those were two solid games.

yes they were if i remeber ken griffy had a trick where you could hit home runs all the time.

 

[Skaw]

joke.

1) He's jailbating.
2) No ones dumb enough to use butter.
3) He's asking for advice on the internet.

 

[Selph]

1) lol
2)LOL
3)lmao
4)lmfao

I really feel sorry for this guys and here are five reasons why;

-He had no lube
-He nuked perfectly good butter, his mom is gonna be pissed :/
-He gave out two perfectly good n64 games for no lovin'
-He asked other gamers on a forum site, like he'll get a response in time anyway, they're all to busy playing games !
-AND after all that he is still a virgin

 

[Neyla]

Spared him the agony that is the almighty PillowPants.

 

[Halifirien]

I bet he could've gone without lube if he'd offered Goldeneye.

 

[Bedwarmer]

yes they were if i remeber ken griffy had a trick where you could hit home runs all the time.

Was it steroids by chance?

 

[hfar]

statechory rape
how did the guy type all this AND expect an answer if his parents were coming home soon?
a girl willing to loose her virginity over 2 n64 games....?
maybe goldeneye and conkers bad fur day.... but still...

why did he just like, put some ice on it, put her clothes on, and get her out of the house >.> so u didnt loose ur viginirty, cut ur losses.

he mustve made this all up. no way this is real >.>

 

[Torqameda]

I bet he could've gone without lube if he'd offered Goldeneye.

Nah. Goldeneye wouldn't have worked.
The World is Not Enough maybe.
Now if he offered the whole N64 and said it had new buttons... that'd be a different story... Gotta love new buttons!

 

[Kotsu]

Spared him the agony that is the almighty PillowPants.

lmfao. damn pussy trolls...

Nah'. Child rape aside, I've gotta be honest... He's 22 and still a virgin? w... t.... f... He should have paid for it by now >_< Go to a bar and get the drunk chick. If she's the drunk, unattractive chick then you get drunk with her! C'mon now... And butter? Everyone knows the thing to use is crisco! Then again, I'm surprised the idiot didn't slap some Icy-Hot on there. Holy shit would that hurt!

 

[Skaw]

We all know some watered down Habenero powder makes the best lube.

 

[Claxton]

I prefer habanero jelly.