Help me pot smokers! Will i pass?!

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Ok, heres the deal.
I had a party here last week on the 17th, my cousin who was in town talked me into smoking some pot with him.
its been many many years since i ever tried the stuff, so i would almost classify this as a first time.
I took like 3 hits from a bowl or whatever you call it (yeah im not pot savvy)
I have an interview TOMORROW at 1pm, and it just dawned on me that it could still be in my system if i have to take a drug test.
Im scared as shit because i REALLY need this job BAD or i may lose my house next month.
Crap ive read online isnt giving me very high hopes here, I was told by my cousin to drink vinegar and the net says thats a myth.
I mean i dont know at all about this stuff and im really scared, its been 11 days since that party.
Can i just have one of my brothers piss in a ziplock bag and strap it to my leg to keep it warm?
Im really desperate >.>
Any info here for those with experience?
 
You're best bet, would be cranberry juice in mass quantites to flush your system out, along with water. Or you can break down to your local Head Shop, and buy one of those thingies that cleans out your system.

Best of luck man.
 
You don't even need to worry about it. 3 hits? You could have passed a test the next day.

As you may or may not know, THC is not water soluble, but fat soluble. That means it stays in your system a loooong time after you smoke it. Matter of fact, if you can stop using drugs for 3 days, you can't get caught using drugs by pee test for anything BUT Marijuana.

To get past all that, don't eat anything high in fat untill the interview. Drink a loty of water the day before and day of the test if you have one. After drinking all that water, if anything, your sample will come back as deluded and they will have you take it on another day.

When pee in the cup, don't use the first bit that comes out. Pee in the toilet for 2 or 3 seconds. Impurities settle in the bottom of your bladder and they will be most concentrated in the first few seconds you start peeing.

If you want to waste 50 bucks to be absolutely 100% positivly sure, go to your headshop and get a product similar to "Urine Luck". They sell them at GNC too. Don't ask for something to "clean out your system". Most reputable headshops will simply kick you out for such a thing. My favorite head shop, "Off the Wall" will kick you out for saying the word "Bong". The correct term to use is "Water Pipe".

In any case, 3 hits 2 weeks ago isn't going to affect you at all.
 
Well, there is this old myth that drinking a carton of buttermilk can cleanse out your system, even hours before you let of a sample. I don't know know anyone here that has ever done it before.

In Canada if our Doctors ask a pot smoker if they smoke pot, they say yes without any worries of getting into any kind of trouble.

If you are going to take a urine sample, chances are it won't be tomorrow. Some clinics suggest not eating anything past 9PM until the next day after you give them a urine sample. Although an unfortunate pit stop to the hospital, they will take a urine sample regardless.

Using your brothers urine sample might be a bad idea. The medical records might come back to haunt you in the future. Then again they would only be checking for drugs.

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On the other hand if i were in your shoes and i chose to do a piss swap, this is how i would do it.

Tools needed: A hot Iron, Sterilized scissors

Now instructions:

- Purchase a Jumbo Freezie (For the bag)

- Purchase a large Jug of Distilled Water. Maybe 2 Jugs. (Found at the grocery store Make sure it's Distilled water. Filtered or spring water isn't clean enough)

- Empty out the freezie bag (Eat the slush it if you like) And cut out both ends of the bag so it's like a straw.

- Remove all the crap left in the freezie bag by letting water blast through it It's ok to use the tap for now. Then soak the bag in vinegar for an hour when you think you've cleaned it out the best you can.


- Pour SOME of the distilled water into a VERY well cleansed cooking pot, save atleast half of your Distilled Water for a 2nd round. A large cooking pot is best. Bring it to a boil preferably in a particle free environment.

- Take the Bag out of the Vinigar and dash it in the Boiling water. The Activity of the boiling water will prevent the bag from making direct contact with the pot so it won't be destroyed. Also slush it around a bit to the inside can get some current.

- Remove the bag from the boiling water and put it into an UNUSED bowl of vinigar.

- Dump the boiling Water and fill the cooking pot with more Distilled Water, and Boil it again. (The cooking pot will be more sterile than it was before)

-Boil the Bag again.

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Now. Take the hot iron and fuse one side of the bag, when it cools off it will be shut. Using a Lighter is not recommended cause it creates black smoke particles that will leave traces of burned plastic inside the bag.

-Tell your brother to carefully piss in the bag. Remember the container they give to you will be under 1 cup, the Freezie bag is more than enough.

NOTE: Before you fuse the other side of the bag, reduce the air inside of it so when it's fused together the walls of the bag are slightly caved it. It needn't be totally air tight, the idea is to reduces the chances of the bag popping from air pressure.

The end product, you should be able to squeeze the bag and the urine would only move apart from your hand without damaging the bag.

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You can use ziplock bag and even fuse it, but the Freezie bag can be hidden on you like a sliver and is by far more stealthy.
 
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Trippyhippy said:
You don't even need to worry about it. 3 hits? You could have passed a test the next day.

As you may or may not know, THC is not water soluble, but fat soluble. That means it stays in your system a loooong time after you smoke it. Matter of fact, if you can stop using drugs for 3 days, you can't get caught using drugs by pee test for anything BUT Marijuana.

To get past all that, don't eat anything high in fat untill the interview. Drink a loty of water the day before and day of the test if you have one. After drinking all that water, if anything, your sample will come back as deluded and they will have you take it on another day.

When pee in the cup, don't use the first bit that comes out. Pee in the toilet for 2 or 3 seconds. Impurities settle in the bottom of your bladder and they will be most concentrated in the first few seconds you start peeing.

If you want to waste 50 bucks to be absolutely 100% positivly sure, go to your headshop and get a product similar to "Urine Luck". They sell them at GNC too. Don't ask for something to "clean out your system". Most reputable headshops will simply kick you out for such a thing. My favorite head shop, "Off the Wall" will kick you out for saying the word "Bong". The correct term to use is "Water Pipe".

In any case, 3 hits 2 weeks ago isn't going to affect you at all.
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i agree but if you are really worry gnc sells a drink and also a pill that works tried it years ago. the drink tastes like berry flavored motor oil , but i was hotter than 3 mile island and i passed. follow directions exactly. my friend used the pill and passed. but there were expensive one was like 60.00 the other 80.00 they up the price because they know you need the stuff. but a few hits a couple weeks ago imo ur ok
 
thanks for the tips everyone, i just drank a few glasses of water before i go to sleep, and ill hit alot of it up before i head out tomorrow.
Most people are telling me because of my particular circumstance with it being 3 hits almost 2 weeks ago i should be fine, just keeping my hopes up because ive actually been trying to get a job at this place for years and its hard to get in and i finally got a chance and it came un expected and at a time where i really need it,
so i kinda panicked when i remembered i smoked at that party. Wish me luck! ill let you all know how it goes
 
Don't you have kids? Shouldn't you be a tad bit more responsible? Either way, hopefully everything goes well. Good luck w/ the interview and all
 
I'ma go with Kotsu here. No, Marijuana by itself won't screw a person up. However, and the third degree from onliners doesn't matter in the slightest, but Marijuana can screw up stuff -- example? This situation.

I hope for your sake you get the job, but if I were you, that would be the last time I played with the stuff. You losing your house would affect your kids, and I hope to not see that happen.
 
well i was throwing a bday party and was drunk and easily talked into it, i regret it fully now.
but the great news is, i had a great interview, didnt have to take a test "yet" and ill know tomorrow if i get the job
 
Anttaru said:
Well, there is this old myth that drinking a carton of buttermilk can cleanse out your system, even hours before you let of a sample. I don't know know anyone here that has ever done it before.

In Canada if our Doctors ask a pot smoker if they smoke pot, they say yes without any worries of getting into any kind of trouble.

If you are going to take a urine sample, chances are it won't be tomorrow. Some clinics suggest not eating anything past 9PM until the next day after you give them a urine sample. Although an unfortunate pit stop to the hospital, they will take a urine sample regardless.

Using your brothers urine sample might be a bad idea. The medical records might come back to haunt you in the future. Then again they would only be checking for drugs.

.
.
.

On the other hand if i were in your shoes and i chose to do a piss swap, this is how i would do it.

Tools needed: A hot Iron, Sterilized scissors

Now instructions:

- Purchase a Jumbo Freezie (For the bag)

- Purchase a large Jug of Distilled Water. Maybe 2 Jugs. (Found at the grocery store Make sure it's Distilled water. Filtered or spring water isn't clean enough)

- Empty out the freezie bag (Eat the slush it if you like) And cut out both ends of the bag so it's like a straw.

- Remove all the crap left in the freezie bag by letting water blast through it It's ok to use the tap for now. Then soak the bag in vinegar for an hour when you think you've cleaned it out the best you can.


- Pour SOME of the distilled water into a VERY well cleansed cooking pot, save atleast half of your Distilled Water for a 2nd round. A large cooking pot is best. Bring it to a boil preferably in a particle free environment.

- Take the Bag out of the Vinigar and dash it in the Boiling water. The Activity of the boiling water will prevent the bag from making direct contact with the pot so it won't be destroyed. Also slush it around a bit to the inside can get some current.

- Remove the bag from the boiling water and put it into an UNUSED bowl of vinigar.

- Dump the boiling Water and fill the cooking pot with more Distilled Water, and Boil it again. (The cooking pot will be more sterile than it was before)

-Boil the Bag again.

.
.
.

Now. Take the hot iron and fuse one side of the bag, when it cools off it will be shut. Using a Lighter is not recommended cause it creates black smoke particles that will leave traces of burned plastic inside the bag.

-Tell your brother to carefully piss in the bag. Remember the container they give to you will be under 1 cup, the Freezie bag is more than enough.

NOTE: Before you fuse the other side of the bag, reduce the air inside of it so when it's fused together the walls of the bag are slightly caved it. It needn't be totally air tight, the idea is to reduces the chances of the bag popping from air pressure.

The end product, you should be able to squeeze the bag and the urine would only move apart from your hand without damaging the bag.

.
.
.

You can use ziplock bag and even fuse it, but the Freezie bag can be hidden on you like a sliver and is by far more stealthy.
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only problem with this the urine would have to be a certain temperature, they measure it now, kind of hard to do
 
The drug test will come along with the job offer, as it seems that is the most common procedure for any place that does indeed drug test. Best of luck to you Chasym in getting the job and passing the test.
 
Chasym said:
well i was throwing a bday party and was drunk and easily talked into it, i regret it fully now.
but the great news is, i had a great interview, didnt have to take a test "yet" and ill know tomorrow if i get the job
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Good news then ^^ even better if you make sure never to touch the shit again :biggrin:
 
Dunno if its of any use but all these myths dont really mean much, peeing into a bag and saving it will cause u to get an automatic fail on the test because it needs to be at a specific temperature and what not

3 hits over a week ago from marijuana will not cause you to fail a drug test you will be fine.
 
Airou said:
Dunno if its of any use but all these myths dont really mean much, peeing into a bag and saving it will cause u to get an automatic fail on the test because it needs to be at a specific temperature and what not

3 hits over a week ago from marijuana will not cause you to fail a drug test you will be fine.
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You could keep the bag close to your skin for a few hours so it matches your body temp couldn't you?

Honestly though, the drug tests mosts companies use for new-hires aren't that sensitive. And they also usually won't make you take one until they decide they actually want to hire you. It's a waste of money to give out a drug test for every person that walks in for an interview.
 
Well after a year of searching and hard times.
I got the job! i go in next week and it seems, no test!
finally things are looking up!
 
Congratulations on getting the job Chasym. :bb:
 
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