Hey keits u wish u wuz as cool az me

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Hey this is roofie n i wuz jackin it off n when i wuz about to bust my nut in my lap i thinked of keits. keits is jus a bitch n he n his bitch cunt bitchs on this bord r need to get to have a life! /The othr thing i wuz gonna say is that keits ooooooohh oooooooooooooohh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

f this is sticky n yum

gtg

-roofie
 
Keits said:
/The othr thing i wuz gonna say is that keits ooooooohh oooooooooooooohh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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GENIUS.
 
somehow, i think this makes roofie seem better than he is....

add more stupidity. it should make it more realsitic.
 
Keits said:
Hey this is keits n i wuz jackin it off n when i wuz about to bust my nut in my lap i thinked of sexy ass roofie. i is jus a bitch n me n my bitch cunt bitchs on this bord r need to get to have a life! /The othr thing i wuz gonna say is that ROOFIE I LOVE U! ooooooohh oooooooooooooohh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

f this is sticky n yum, tastes like candy

gtg

-keits
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and ppl say im stupid. /sigh poor poor keits
 
I think that flew right over your head.

So, Roofie, hows the Short Bus treating you?
 
Wow...that line...It was just crossed! :shock:

Put the ass back in class huh?
 
Roofie said:
pretty good. i was feeling up this retarded girl on the way to school today and she started giving me a handjob
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If you think you are funny, than you must be a mental patient.

Please die now.

That is all.
 
Roofie was born in a toilet methinks,

Roofies mom ~ "Awwww damn! look at that ugly bastard! i dont think ive ever seen a shit as ugly as.... oh dear god its moving!"
 
I don't even see the point in why Roofie says what he says. I really don't see how it can be remotely funny.
 
Retorical question: If there were a thousand roofies in the world what would you do?

It is retorical cause there are more than 1000 ways to kill yourself if you're concentrating hard enough ^^
 
Palum_Q said:
I don't even see the point in why Roofie says what he says. I really don't see how it can be remotely funny.
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I think I know...Unfortunately.
To my horror, I signed on one day to find a PM from Roof-dawg.
Opening with skepticism, I rolled my eyes. :roll:

I was not surprised to find that he mentioned to me that when he posts on QCDN, he gets rock hard and busts through any of his underpants that have gone through the washing machine more than twice.

Just because I didn't reply back doesn't mean I think any less of you.
:lol:
 
Sneakypants said:
he gets rock hard and busts through any of his underpants that have gone through the washing machine more than twice.
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LOL you crack my shit up Sneak!
 
*the one who's name we don't mention anymore* said:
pretty good. i was feeling up this retarded girl on the way to school today and she started giving me a handjob
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oh my god...that shits just wrong on infinitely many different levels...*The one who's name we don't mention anymore* Degenerate scumbag asshat and should crawl back into the stagnant cespool that gave birth to him. Coming on to a flameboard to piss people off is one thing, but if you're going to come on to prove your how in-fucking-credibly stupid your better off going on daytime talk shows

well my two cents are in, im gone
 
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