Hey Lanien!

[Kinkkerbelle]

I got a /tell from our mutual friend Sergio, he said that your third request to join the Richard Simmons fan club was denied because of that nasty allegation of the sexual altercation between you and the live chicken. I hope that your lawyer gets you off and that the Richard Simmons fan club relents and lets you join.

xoxo

kink

 

[Lanien]

Is that the best you got?

 

[Legomyeggo]

but i alwayz win'd at parchesy!

 

[Lanien]

{Too weak.} /point Kink

 

[Kinkkerbelle]

Well the flameboard is down, that's about as far as I dare to go here. I am out to get you, I will get you. Multiple times!

You know you are a bard because you like how the satiny harem pants go with your eyes.

 

[Lanien]

Multiple times? In one night?

Name the time and place ~.o

 

[Kinkkerbelle]

we gotta move over to that other board lmao

 

[Lanien]

lol What other board?

/panic

 

[Halifirien]

It saddens me to hear you use the Richard Simmons Fan Club as the punchline to your joke. Simmons is a wonderful, caring person whose Sweatin' to the Oldies videos and Deal a Meal have brought hope to thousands. As president of the local chapter of his club, I implore you to show proper respect to that beloved candy-striped pixie in all his glory.

Shame on you!

Chicken, no! Asparagus, yes!

Lanien, I'll discuss your membership at the next meeting. Send in your application again and tell Jenny to forward it over.

 

[Lanien]

lol Sweet. I have an in at the Fan Club. So doom on you Kink. Doom on you...

 

[CmdrFly]

I hope that your lawyer gets you off

That would be so hot.

 

[Halifirien]

His lawyer looks like Alan Dershowitz after a three-day pub crawl.

 

[CmdrFly]

Dude, even better!

No idea who Adam Douchewitz is...

 

[Lanien]

Sounds hot...