Hi.

lol, the only reason he hasn't posted yet is because he's travelling :p But yea, you're right. He wouldn't abuse it though.
 
I see "mod abuse" at least 10 times a day, lol. Stupid kids think everything on the site we do is "abuse". And that we're all Nazis. But yay I get to help with the cooking!

That will make up for my shitty day. My first flight out from SF starts an hour late. I have an hour layover to my next flight. After we get there we have to sit like 10 mins before the plane can pull up to let us out. The stewardesses politely asked everyone that didn't have a connecting flight to let those of us who did out first. I was in the back of the plane. I counted three people that waited.

So I run like fuck to the gate which is of course in the other side of the world from where we were. Luckily my keen eye spotted a gate change as I ran past a board or else I would've gone very far the wrong way. So I get there completely out of breath and barely beat the plane door closing. My ability to haul ass was impressive. The luggage handlers... not so much. My luggage is still in Atlanta right now. It's supposed to be getting mailed to me.

I have a doctor's appointment on tuesday so I kinda have to have at least a toothbrush and toothpaste and my toiletries are in my luggage. I'm gonna have to go buy at least those tomorrow. I can use my brother's shampoo I guess even though it smells bad. I have spare deodorant but no hair gel or other things I need. Can't shave either. And all of this is after a really stressful work week where I had to do presentations and other crap. I'm really not in a good mood for probably obvious reasons. Plus you're gone all weekend hun so I don't even get to talk to you. :(
 
So as kind of an update on this... my phone rings at 5:45am. I had only gone to sleep at about 2:20-2:30 since my body was still adjusted to pst instead of cst. I just ignore it and it rings again and I ignore it. Then a few minutes later the doorbell rings. I hear my brother open the door after a minute since he was up for some reason. I just assumed it was my luggage. I'm completely in a sleep stupor and my phone rings again so I again don't answer it. After three times and the doorbell and everything I get to this point where I can't actually fall back asleep so I'm laying there totally exhausted but still technically awake. Finally after about an hour the phone rings yet again so I answer it and say yes, I did get my luggage. He thanks me and hangs up. Some point after this, probably another 20-30 minutes later, I finally manage to go back to sleep again.
 
I must say after my trip to Richmond, Fell's cooking was amazing! They also have two very well behaved kids (although they may have been being good just because a guest was there). Thanks again for letting me hang wit ya!
 
They're not angels by any means, but overall they're good kids. :) And we're always happy to have you (or anyone here) for a visit.
 
So 3 weeks ago, I got BBQ... and the place forgot my cole slaw. I was so pissed off...

...but I found it today. In my trunk.
 
Willian said:
So 3 weeks ago, I got BBQ... and the place forgot my cole slaw. I was so pissed off...

...but I found it today. In my trunk.
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What is it with you and letting already gross things sit in places they shouldn't be for a week?

Edit: *at least a week
 
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Audino said:
What is it with you and letting already gross things sit in places they shouldn't be for a week?
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Yea, I was thinking he should call the guy who fed his cats for him and ask him to take care of it like he did the tub.
 
I wasn't home when I found it, thankfully. I discretely placed it in the back of a pickup truck and left.
 
I made Audino a The-Who-related avatar, to match mine, but I don't think he likes it. :(
 
Rappa said:
pik repus was the best you had. The new one disappoints.
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You're crazy. Kip Townsend rules.


also: I miss Jamal. lulz.
 
Rappa said:
Are you enjoying all of your eulogy topics Jam?
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Whats the percentage at now? I haven't voted...but when will told me 35% miss me I was shocked lol. I've been gone a total of what, 4 days?

But yea, it seems quite a few topics are still holding my backing lol.
 
I've been asked to post Audino as Roger Daltrey.

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Willian said:
I wasn't home when I found it, thankfully. I discretely placed it in the back of a pickup truck and left.
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I don't know if you knew the person who's truck you defiled, but this reminds me of a book on practical jokes and revenge. I just happened to hear the author as he was plugging it on a radio show. The things I remember from his conversation with the talk-show host are:

1. Fish Story- Get a small fish and hide it somewhere in your enemy's car or house. If you hide it well, even after he finds it everything will stink like bad fish for weeks.

2. Foam me to you- This one actually sounds a bit dangerous, I wouldn't want to try it. Freeze a can of shaving cream for a few days. When it's good and solid, you can supposedly cut open the can and the contents will be a solid block. Toss that into a cooler with dry ice. When you get to the person's car or house, take it out and toss it into where you want, it will rapidly melt and turn to foam. Supposedly, 2 cans is enough fill a car or a small bathroom. I'd just worry about it exploding as you cut it open.

3. The hot seat- The least destructive, and the most cruel. After everyone has gone home except for you, take an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and dump it onto center of one of those dark-fabric standard office chairs. It will dry overnight and the stain should blend in. As the person's sweat reconstitutes the sauce, it will creep up to his/her anus. You can watch them squirm with an itching, burning anus for potentially weeks until they figure out it's the chair.
 
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