Dispatcher: 911
Caller: I am trapped in my house.
Dispatcher: Trapped? Is someone holding you there?
Caller: Someone? No. But there is a frog on the front porch.
Dispatcher: A frog?
Caller: Yes. A frog.
Dispatcher: Okay, but what is preventing you from leaving the house?
Caller: I told you, there's a frog on the porch and I'm afraid of frogs.
Dispatcher: And you don't have another door to the house?
Caller: No. There's only one door and I can't get out of the house with the frog sitting there.
Dispatcher: Why don't you take a broom and sweep the frog off the porch?
Caller: I can't do that. I told you. I'm afraid of frogs. He might get me.
Dispatcher: Um... I'm not sure I can help you with this....
Actual call to 911