How Do Dinosaurs Fit With the Bible?

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http://www.answersingenesis.org/docs/2.asp

So i found this link by accident. I'm writing a comic at the moment and I was double checking to make sure I wasn't plagiarizing anyone when I came across this link. I've got to say, despite it being slightly crazy the writer sticks to his guns of combining science and religion. If anything, it's good for a laugh.
In fact, explore the site and see ALL the crazy shit they have going. I suggest the The Second Law of Thermodynamics and how it relates to God.
lol
EDIT: I'll put up the comic mentioned when I get my hands on a scanner.
 
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Has this guy heard of Carbon Dating? Saying that dinosaurs roamed the earth only 6,000 years ago? Wow. Just wow.
 
Alyada said:
Has this guy heard of Carbon Dating? Saying that dinosaurs roamed the earth only 6,000 years ago? Wow. Just wow.

The Dinosaurs are as old as the Ancient Egyptians. Thus, Dinosaurs enslaved the Jews, eventually resulting in Christianity.
 
I find it extremely funny (at the same time very idiotic and hypocritical) that a bible thumping, creationist imbecile has the nerve to cite "no proof whatsoever" as a viable argument for anything.

Good article. I had a laugh.
 
Skaw said:
The Dinosaurs are as old as the Ancient Egyptians. Thus, Dinosaurs enslaved the Jews, eventually resulting in Christianity.

siggy!!!
 
That reminds me of this guy:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3954156199145885147

Earth is only 10000 years old. Humans and dinosaurs lived together. All of the usual creationist stuff but this guy attempts to make since of it. I only watched the first 15 minutes of it so I can't judge whether he did a good job at using some sort of logic other than, "but the bible says...".
 
But the bible says "and god spoketh Shut the fuck up you n00bs!"
 
Bustaballs said:
That reminds me of this guy:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3954156199145885147

Earth is only 10000 years old. Humans and dinosaurs lived together. All of the usual creationist stuff but this guy attempts to make since of it. I only watched the first 15 minutes of it so I can't judge whether he did a good job at using some sort of logic other than, "but the bible says...".
I tried watching this, but my brain hurt. He's a Spin artist.
 
Marajade said:
I tried watching this, but my brain hurt. He's a Spin artist.

You say spin artist, I say jack off.

"Oh, let me disprove these so called facts with what I really know to be factual... the Bible. We can all agree that is nothing but factual, right?"

Right.
 
Well, we all know god doesn't exist, and if you say he does, then show me where his fossilized bones are on display and I'll go confirm it. Oh and if you want to hear some good bible bashing pick up a few Bill Hicks routines. Lenny Bruce had a good skit about it also.
 
Humans and dinosaurs lived together?! I don't care how old their cartoons are, Hanna-Barbera is not a credible source.
 
Is there any reference in the bible about how long adam and eve were in the garden of eden?

technically one could just say the animals randomly felt like moving outside the garden and hence we got all those ancient fossils.(creationist version)

I dont see much of a conflict with creationism and evolution either.
Incase everyone didnt notice god doesn't like to micromanage.(I dont see any thunderbolts striking every other person on the planet or anyone that touches themself.)
Somone who doesnt really care too much about the difference between 1 day and 1 millenia isnt going to devote every second to changing/making new species.(cant remember the exact chapter is but there is a reference where is say 1000 years to us is like a day to god or something like that) What does god do instead? how about make a system where all the new species creation work happens on its own? hence evolution.

300 million years later.... Adam decides to do something incredibly stupid(listening to anything a woman has to say).
 
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actually dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible. it just doesn't call them dinosaurs.
 
Shaunessy said:
Well, we all know god doesn't exist, and if you say he does, then show me where his fossilized bones are on display and I'll go confirm it. Oh and if you want to hear some good bible bashing pick up a few Bill Hicks routines. Lenny Bruce had a good skit about it also.

Of course something exists. Something doesn't occur out of nothing. It doesn't mean it's what human's have decided what it is. There's no doubt in my mind that something exists, whether it's physical or not, I simply believe that man created God in his image, not the other way around. Atheism is nonsense in my opinion. It ignores faith, philosophy and science. Lack of proof doesn't prove anything other than you don't know.
 
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... I so want to go to one of his speeches to question his theories ~.~
 
Acutie just let it go and respect their beliefs, it wont make it any better
 
I do admit one thing, I do understand why he believes what he believes. Its kind of like all conspiration theories ;p

I thought it was interesting to hear his theories though. Quite an interesting find.
 
But how does one explain the fact that dinos have been proven to be millions of years old? does he just not believe it and thinks that the government is making up lies to people so we don't believe in god?
 
Myrrh said:
But how does one explain the fact that dinos have been proven to be millions of years old? does he just not believe it and thinks that the government is making up lies to people so we don't believe in god?

Well, he did have an answer to that, in that the fossils are dated by the rocks, and the rocks are dated by the fossils, meaning they're not dated on anything.

Well, he's free to believe whatever he wants, but they're both just theories. The evolution theory has more proof to it, and also makes more sense.

The problem with these guys is that they assume the bible is right. They go back to the bible and says "But the bible says that...". We can do the same and say "But the science say that...". They assume the bible is right, and not just a fictional book, which is what they assume the science books to be.

Their theories are impossible to prove, while evolution might be hard to prove aswell, its not impossible.

Can you dig up the skeleton of God, and have anyone ever found the skeleton of Jesus? Or do they just assume they exist because of what the bible tells them? Basically, the very same thing he accuses the evolution theory of doing, he's doing himself. He ignores the proven parts, and concentrate on the not proven parts.

He also talks about us assuming the same thing will happen that have always happened. He states that this is bad, because the same things won't happen. Later on, he also mentions that we assume things will change, and mentions that this, too, is bad. Right there he's contradicting himself.

Evolution, and the scientific theory, depends that things will happen to change stuff. Like an earthquake changing the way the earth looks, etc. He assumes there's no unpredictable things happening that will change the world.

Additionally, its been proven that genetic changes can happen within the animal while the animal is still alive. Cancer is an example of this, in that a cell goes "bad". Cells can be said to be living creatures, aswell, and they constantly clone eachother inside stuff all the time. The clones aren't always identical though, which can cause diseases. But it can also create beneficial "mutations" that might not be directly visible. The older an animal get, the worse the cells get at cloning eachother, thus increasing the chance of a bad clone becoming cancer, by producing the wrong proteins.

By giving a group of animals too little water and food, some can eventually adapt, while they're still alive, to cope with it. Mutations doesn't ONLY have to happen to the offspring, but can also happen at any time.

While cancer and cells might be a bad example of this, its a rather newly discovered "phenomenon", so its the closest resemblance I can give. I just find it rather amusing that he ignores to bring it up, probably because it goes against his theory.
 
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