CmdrFly said:
My roomie is broken.
Everything he does, everything he represents, pisses me off.
I'm a pain in the ass to live with, but my woman's been able to compromise and we live at a happy equilibrium. I know what to complain about and what not to, she knows what to respond to and what to retaliate at. We coo.
We've been living with another guy for a couple years now though, and honestly I never really noticed his issues too much because it's only been the 3 of us for a couple of months (before that, we lived in a house of 5).
I know he's a virgin, and I know a good hump would make him a lot more settled, easy to talk to, and would open up the opportunity for me to start bitching him out for all the shit he does that I dont like. You know, like a good friend does.
We don't go to bars / clubs. We don't go cruising the strips looking for hookers. My woman's friends are not the type to hook up randomly with a guy such as himself. He sucks at meeting chicks himself.
What would Brian Boitano do? If I dont fix him soon, I'm liable to summon Ifrit on his ass.
Answer:
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/S/seduction_school/index.html
lol if you saw it you know why
"hey good looking" "fuck off"
top tips
* Before you start talking to someone, try to give them a few signs that you are interested. Try smiling at them. See if they smile back or blush. Have a sneaky look to see whether they look back at you when you have walked past.
* Next time, see if they make eye contact. Don't play it cool, as they may think you are not interested.
* If the signs are good, then say hi. If you get a response, follow up with something you'll both be interested in talking about. Ask questions that will encourage the other person to say more than just yes or no.
* Don't try to force the conversation around a subject you don't know much about. If you are trying to talk to a boy who you know supports Arsenal, it is no good starting to talk about last night's football match when you don't even know who Tony Adams is.
* Don't use friends to find out if a person is interested in you. It's always better going direct – and anyway, can you really trust them to keep quiet about it?
* Get the person on their own. If you do it in front of their friends and it goes wrong, you are going to feel even sillier!
* Everyone loves compliments. Say their hair looks nice or you like their new trainers – they may be a bit embarrassed but they will notice you.
* If you do get round to asking somebody out, it's much better to ask them to do something specific, rather than just asking if they will go out with you. If they say no, they are rejecting the event, not you.
* If you get invited out and can't make that specific date, just say you can't but would love to come some other time (if you would, that is!).
* If you have to turn someone down, try to do it gently. You don't have to be brutally frank (imagine it was you doing the asking!) but do be clear. Don't feel you have to go out with them out of pity.
* If someone you ask out says no, just say 'okay' and walk away. The person might have said no because they are embarrassed. But remember, you can't always get who you want!
* If you are too nervous to suggest a one-to-one date, then go out in a group.
* You are far more likely to get them to say yes if you spend a bit of time chatting to them first. But if you do have to come out with it straight away, then don't expect an answer immediately.
* Ringing the person you like then putting the phone down when they pick up really isn't a good idea, as it is annoying. Leaving anonymous text messages on a mobile can be annoying, too.
* E-mail takes the fear out of it, but make sure you know who else might read it.
* Girls and boys from backgrounds different to yours may have different attitudes to making new friends. It may be more difficult, for example, for a Muslim or Christian girl to have a boyfriend if her family is very traditional. If you are thinking of starting a relationship with someone who your parents may not approve of, seek advice from an older brother or sister or cousin.
* Remember, when you get talking to someone or ask them out, you are paying them a great compliment.
