How Do You Get Banned?

Flymop said:
This is what we need, just a drunken story telling thread.

I have many stories of my own, and pictures(damn dildos).
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Drunk stories, I got a million of them. My favorite is probably my graduation party where I ended up chasing what I thought was a dog into the woods and have it end up being a bear. lol
 
Well if you want to see the infamous dildo pics of myself at the age of 14, passed out from drinking too much on my friends floor then well, I may have to send them after a little persuasion.
 
*Insert persuassion here*

Good enough? :D
 
14 + dildo = jail

lie and say you were 18 first, then details.
 
CmdrFly said:
14 + dildo = jail

lie and say you were 18 first, then details.
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Only if there was insertion.
 
Lanien said:
Only if there was insertion.
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If there was no penetration, the story sucks already. Well, that's operating under the assumption that mouth / ears / nose count as insertion points. I mean, what else can you do with a dildo? Stir soup?

Hmm... mop you have me piqued.
 
CmdrFly said:
If there was no penetration, the story sucks already. Well, that's operating under the assumption that mouth / ears / nose count as insertion points. I mean, what else can you do with a dildo? Stir soup?

Hmm... mop you have me piqued.
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I think stiring soup with a dildo is one this I might want to see just for the sake of seeing it. Of course there are better things to do with said dildo, but if it means jail time, Campbells will do me just fine. Actually, make that Progresso. I like my soup chunky.
 
Never tried Progresso. For me, if it comes in a can, it better be Stagg.

I was also thinking you might use a dildo to tenderize your steak. Get one of the ones with those little knobbies on it and mash away. Now THAT I would pay to watch. Or do. Long as someone else eats the steak.
 
CmdrFly said:
I was also thinking you might use a dildo to tenderize your steak. Get one of the ones with those little knobbies on it and mash away. Now THAT I would pay to watch. Or do. Long as someone else eats the steak.
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You mean balls? lol
 
No no those are big knobbies. I'm talking about them little rubber studs all over the shaft, looks like a penis with a badass pimple problem.

Ask not my knowledge from whence dildos doth came. What?
 
CmdrFly said:
No no those are big knobbies. I'm talking about them little rubber studs all over the shaft, looks like a penis with a badass pimple problem.

Ask not my knowledge from whence dildos doth came. What?
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Ah, ribbed for pleasure lol I use those to wash my clothes by hand. And dildo. :nyam:
 
Why would I get put in jail? Remember, Im the little English boy with different rules then you lot.
 
Flymop said:
Why would I get put in jail? Remember, Im the little English boy with different rules then you lot.
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Your not little... just miss understod
 
Flymop said:
Why would I get put in jail? Remember, Im the little English boy with different rules then you lot.
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I think he meant us. We would be looking at gay child porn lol
 
Aw come on, what happened to the elvaan in-game booby thread? There was no pron there. Scantily clad fake women, thats all. I demand noodles. And answers. But mostly noodles.
 
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