How should I leave?

[Romper]

Say that 3 times out loud and Ikari (or Rappa if Mai's on vacation) will appear in your bathroom with 300gb of examples.

OMFG I JUST STARTED ROLLING ON THIS!

 

[dedalius]

Give it to Taj.

 

[Juvenile07]

Give it to Taj.

Agree.
Anyhow Alanon was fun doing dynamis with ya. Take care with whatever you plan to do in the future.

 

[Charcoip]

Sure, running around and spamming shouts in Jeuno or the like will grant you a trip to the slammer. However, you'll be very let down once you get there...It's nothing special. I'd save yourself the hassle...

Or you could start shouting profanities whilst drinking a nice cup of poison.

Since you can't use items inside Mordion, use a poison pot or whichever poison deals a tremendous amount of damage. Drink it before you get sent to jail, that's the tricky part.

Basically, if you time it correctly...You'll die inside of Mordion. When a GM comes, tell him: "Peace sukka" and return to your home point.

This has to be the best idea in the entire thread..it makes me really want to try it.