How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Trippyhippy

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Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
 
lovely xD

I'm just waiting for the moment someone actually tries this and find their cat either
1) drowned, or
2) missing

and then sue them xD
 
it was good but then u sold it with the "The Dog" at the end
 
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

This part made me laugh the hardest, especially when I tried to picture my own cat stuck in the toilet, he's clumsy enough to slip in there just trying to get a drink XD
 
lol that was the best thing i have read on here in days.. fantastic.. He likes it.. tha cat really likes it~!:nyam:
 
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