HOw to fake it??

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wolfskymoon

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Well i have a big test today and somehow i didn't get to cover all the material,but the good news is i can avoid it.If i have a good enough reason that is with evidence i can take it tomorrow instead.Looking for some solid suggestions that would work in college.Maybe an illness that i can fake but in that case i would have to go to the university clinic so it better be good.
 
Tell your teacher you have explosive shits and if you get off the toilet god only knows what can happen. I used that once for high school. Worked like a charm. They never question it either.
 
To quote my friend "The best way to get out of work? Shit yourself! They're not about to have you continue working with a turd in your pants."

There you go young grasshopper.
 
Sit down on your ballsack, crushing them painfully, and when they swell up tell your professor "My balls are swelling." That should do it.
 
I'm laughing so hard I think I just peed a little...
 
Oh god, I love you baby! It feels so good, Oh god! Oh God I love you! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm cum-- wait wait, what are we supposed to be faking?
 
i like the shitting yourself idea

take some ex-lax and just lay a watery one right out in the middle of class...if u dont get to take it tomorrow then i dk what else you could possibly do
 
That would do it. Teacher can't not say "GTFO" to someone leaking a copper river out their sphincter.
 
Take something that would cause you to vomit. Then proceed to projectile vomit all over the class room just before the test. A good idea is to aim it at someone you really don't like in the class, and you'd kill two birds with one stone. Another thing is you should fill up with food like chips, fries and all that good stuff before hand.
 
Shitting yourself is good, I guess, but here's something a little less gross. (Seriously guys, eww.)

Send your professor an email saying you're really sick and can't come in to take the test right now. Ask him if he has a class taking it later that day or tomorrow that you can go to.

I did that to prepare for a test I didn't study for. He emailed me back saying he had another class that night, or, if I was still sick, one in the morning. I emailed him back saying I would try to make it to the night one, but if I couldn't i would see him in the morning.

Next morning, i went in, acted like I was still a little sick, but I took the test and did considerably better.

The best part was I didn't have to leak crap out of my ass to get some extra time.
 
Either do it yourself or get your buddy to give you a good couple of whacks into the kidneys, hurts like shite, but im sure you'll be excused.
 
Legomyeggo said:
Oh god, I love you baby! It feels so good, Oh god! Oh God I love you! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm cum-- wait wait, what are we supposed to be faking?
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Quoting Mirewin?
 
Pretend that you have really bad cramps. This especially freaks out male teachers, who will send you away because they are so uncomfortable speaking of menstruation with a stranger.

That you are a guy will probably freak him out even more.
 
hey it might be gross but i bet you $10 that it gets the job done
 
Drive your car off a cliff with you in it, works like a charm.
 
Legomyeggo said:
Oh god, I love you baby! It feels so good, Oh god! Oh God I love you! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm cum-- wait wait, what are we supposed to be faking?
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winnar... have a random orgasm right before the test begins... loud as heck, theyll probably ask YOU to leave.

so its like, theyre asking you not to test

winnar
 
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