How to pick the perfect wife

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinves ts the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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lawls
 
lol..
 
Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Message! :cool:
 
Too rich. Haha.
 
sounds sad but i can actually imagine that happening

funny in a way but pathetic
 
What happened to the 4th woman? The one who returned the 5k and just made him a sandwich like a woman should.
 
that's funny XD
 
Danyal said:
Only reason you say that is because you wouldn't know what to do with tits if they were slapping you in the face.
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I'd know what to do with them.:spiteful:
 
Yeah, there's only one real criteria for a woman.

"Can she make a good sandwich?"

Everything else, including sex, is secondary. A man cannot live without a freakin turkey sandwich.
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
Cheer!

I was going to lesson the boy, but you did it so well I don't think there is anything else to say.
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duh all there is left now is a visual demonstration=)
 
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