How Will You Die?

Gary: At age 30 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.


how ironic and scary...
 
Luis: At age 27 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
 
Aserati: At age 68 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Wtf, Ecuador?
 
At age 55 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
 
Mike: At age 41 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


 
Alex: At age 54 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


HELL YEAH. I CAN'T WAIT. =)
 
As much as it's all lies and just for a laugh, I don't like knowing these things...

I want it to be as much of a surprise as possible, lol...
 
Shyrra said:
Alex: At age 54 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


HELL YEAH. I CAN'T WAIT. =)
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LMAO yeah that is the best one yet
 
delsus said:
At age 55 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
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heheh same for me, except i will be 51 ;l
 
Me: At age 43 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Well, atleast I had a good run :P

Edit: too bad I can't use my scythe, lol.
 
Greg: At age 33 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
Well, FUCK college then. If I'm going to end up in a trailer I should just spend the next 12 years partying my ass off.
Shame I'm going to miss that adult movie though.
 
lol Yeah, just party it up Elpon. Hopefully it will jsut be a repeat though so you aren't missing any good action.
 
Christopher: At age 65 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
 

Kinkkerbelle: At age 51 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

LOL I could see that happening. It KNOWS me!
 
Kinkkerbelle said:

Kinkkerbelle: At age 51 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

LOL I could see that happening. It KNOWS me!
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lol The latter part, yes. But it will be from some oh so unnatural causes :wink::nyam:
 
dejavu: At age 26 you will die lonely and alone.

kinda depressing...

or this

dejavu: At age 28 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

either way im dieing soon
 
At age 40 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
:badwords:
 
Aitken said:
At age 40 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
:badwords:
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And to think, you couldn't even start that story in the afterlife as "This one time, I was drunk..."
 
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