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I broke my finger.

It hurts.

I don't like the human impulse of pain.

DANG YOU!
 
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:
 
A little off topic, but there was a little girl on the news a couple months ago who had a rare disease which basically enabled her to not feel any pain AT ALL.

That would be really awsome and really bad at the same time.
 
Pupusa said:
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:

/comfort
 
Mattaru said:
Pupusa said:
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:

/comfort

I'm sorry but I just gotta :lol: at this. Too many lap dances Pup :wink: ?
 
Pupusa said:
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:

ehhh O_O

get a real girlfriend then... it's cheaper in comparison to what you're doing... lol
 
Xerius said:
Pupusa said:
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:

ehhh O_O

get a real girlfriend then... it's cheaper in comparison to what you're doing... lol

Or so you may think.
 
Veteran said:
Xerius said:
Pupusa said:
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:

ehhh O_O

get a real girlfriend then... it's cheaper in comparison to what you're doing... lol

Or so you may think.

lmao so true
 
Sanjo Renomitsu said:
Veteran said:
Xerius said:
Pupusa said:
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:

ehhh O_O

get a real girlfriend then... it's cheaper in comparison to what you're doing... lol

Or so you may think.

lmao so true

At least the wood is free.
 
LMAO


This thread is hillarious


And um yeah, as a woman I think lap dances probably are cheaper and you'll get to see more on a regular basis that way. Just ask my husband. XD
 
Yeah steady girls seem to have a complex reward system lol. If I ever told my g/f I'll buy her something really nice if we do it RIGHT NOW to see what she would do, I'd have to sit through a several hour drama which would end up in me buying it anyways to try and calm her down.. I'm get nothing for weeks :( For some reason woman seem to have this huge thing about not looking/acting like "whores", even tho it's their frikin husband/boyfriend lol. Oh well, I <3 her.

Pap slips comparably less money (most of the time i guess) and gets instant action 8) I agree with summer, lol.
 
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA

heh

hooooo-boy

Being an older female...gawd - I don't miss being younger and insecure.


What's the saying? Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed?

AMEN.
 
Jezza said:
What's the saying? Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed?

I've heard June Cleaver in the kitchen and a whore in bed. Similar, but kind of insulting. That wouldn't be my goal, but um yeah...I don't know one strapping young lad that wouldn't like that. :wink:
Well, some...But they don't like girls anyway.
 
Jezza said:
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA

heh

hooooo-boy

Being an older female...gawd - I don't miss being younger and insecure.


What's the saying? Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed?

AMEN.

OMG Jezza, where the hell have been girl? And actually bein' an older woman also, I believe the saying goes:

Lady on the street and a whore in bed. :lol:

Either one works for meeeeee. Funny thing is, supposedly men reach their prime between 18-20. Women just start letting go about 35 - up. Go figure.
 
Veteran said:
Xerius said:
Pupusa said:
I don't like the "impulse" that I get when I'm with a hot girl now.

Damn strip clubs and gorgeous woman, I just spent my paycheck in the span of 2 hours last night. :cry:

:?: DAMN YOU MAGGIE AND YOUR TEMPTING WAYS, DAMN YOU! :?:

I need to stop..... :twisted:

ehhh O_O

get a real girlfriend then... it's cheaper in comparison to what you're doing... lol

Or so you may think.

Ehhhh dunno... ehhh depending on his paycheck, it would take longer than 2 hours for me to spend it on my girl. ;p
 
Kat said:
Jezza said:
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA

heh

hooooo-boy

Being an older female...gawd - I don't miss being younger and insecure.


What's the saying? Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed?

AMEN.

OMG Jezza, where the hell have been girl? And actually bein' an older woman also, I believe the saying goes:

Lady on the street and a whore in bed. :lol:

Either one works for meeeeee. Funny thing is, supposedly men reach their prime between 18-20. Women just start letting go about 35 - up. Go figure.

Hehehe..I've found myself um...something that's been occupying my time..

And I hear ya - men peak 18-25ish..women peak at 30 and, from what I've heard, we get to stay there a while. Um...I'm 31 in a month. And I don't think lady has to equal June Cleaver, just the idea that you can be a perfectly respectable, intelligent, responsible female and still love gettin' naked as many times a day as humanly possible.

And just a tip...it's not the money - there are a million other things you can do to get us. We're not all that elusive...

Damn, why can't I find that HNM gag post on Alla...hrm...


And I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!!
 
Jezza said:
Kat said:
Jezza said:
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA

heh

hooooo-boy

Being an older female...gawd - I don't miss being younger and insecure.


What's the saying? Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed?

AMEN.

OMG Jezza, where the hell have been girl? And actually bein' an older woman also, I believe the saying goes:

Lady on the street and a whore in bed. :lol:

Either one works for meeeeee. Funny thing is, supposedly men reach their prime between 18-20. Women just start letting go about 35 - up. Go figure.



And I hear ya - men peak 18-25ish..women peak at 30 and, from what I've heard, we get to stay there a while. Um...I'm 31 in a month. And I Hehehe..I've found myself um...something that's been occupying my time..don't think lady has to equal June Cleaver, just the idea that you can be a perfectly respectable, intelligent, responsible female and still love gettin' naked as many times a day as humanly possible.

And just a tip...it's not the money - there are a million other things you can do to get us. We're not all that elusive...

Damn, why can't I find that HNM gag post on Alla...hrm...


And I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!!

As long as it's not a vibrator and real YOU GO GIRL!!!!

Sorry Jezza but I just HADDDDD to say that. I read that first line and it popped and I had to open the door
 
Sex is like final fantasy.... u gotta solo till u find a party hehe.
 
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