Yeah I saw that post while I was plastering porn all over the place. Fuckin jackasses.
Btw, Romper was posting under the name c0ckm0ngler, he forgot to mention that but it makes his "I love mongling cock" comment waaay funnier XD
Anyways, I got my app back!
1. Character Name: Excalibur
2. Character's Race: Elvaan
3.a Main Job and level (only one job possible): MNK 75
3.b Applicable subjobs and levels: All my jobs are at 75 except for PUP COR BLU SCH and DNC
4.a Additional 70+ jobs (are any retired?): none are retired
4.b Applicable subjobs and levels: I just told you my jobs
5. Nation and Rank: San 'doria rank 10
6. Crafting Skills: Goldsmithing 100, all others 60
7. Merit Points (detailed): that's a little too personal, don't you think?
8. Zilart Mission Status: complete
9. Promathia Mission Status: complete
10. Do you have the Outpost Warps for Qufim, Vollbow and Li'Telor?: I have all OP warps
11. Do you have all six Staging Points?: yes
12. Are you able to enter Bahamut v2 (The Wyrmking Descends)?: yes
13. What Dynamis zones did you clear so far?: all of them
14. Your location and timezone: in your asshole, timezone is TIME TO GET AN ENIMA
15. When are you usually online (please use GMT +/-): 24/7, just like you guys. I never sleep, Sleep is for the weak
16. Your previous Linkshells and the reasons you left: Kaizen and JDA. I left cause they sucked too much ass
17. Where did you hear about HundredMillion?: the Flameboard, lol
18. Why do you want to join HundredMillion?: to be a fuckin faggot just like you guys
19. Is there anyone in HundredMillion who knows you and will vouch for you?: I got a happy ending from maccho a few years back when I was in Canada, she can vouch for my giant cock if that's what you mean.
20. What do you expect from HundredMillion?: a blowjob
21. Do you have any Sky/Sea/HNM/Wyrm/Einherjar/Dynamis Experience (detailed)?: I've done all these things, but I was usually masterbaiting while I let everyone else do all the work so I really didn't learn much
22. Are you willing to camp HNMs even it if takes 3hours+ a day?: Fuck no, are you kidding me? I expect a handout from you guys and if you're not willing to give it to me then you can all go suck a giant dripping wet donkey dick.
23. Does anyone else have access to your account?: no
24. Please give us some additional information about yourself: I hate stupid +++++ bitches and people that think they can come into MY server and "dominate" it. You're a bunch of spear chuckin porch monkey aunt jemima +++++ eyed tea drinkin motherfuckers. If you think that you're better than us Quetz native's for one second then you can take that idea and ram it down your throat with the rest of the cumloads you guys bathe in all day long. If you take even one step into Quetz you better look out for my ls, DestroyerOfWorlds. We live up to our name and we hack like a motherfucker, so watch your back.