I F*CKING HATE COCKAROCHES!!! (M) >< ><

chpal

chpal

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Like the tittle says I FUCKING HATE COCKROCHES SOOO FUCKING MUCH ><
ugly ass hell, good for nothing ; ; fucking creepy ; ;

I was at my friends house fucking around with some stuff, my friend had gone down to the kitchen to get drinks, when I saw a cockaroach wander out of the bottom of the closet and scurry across to the other side of the closet. OMG. I freaked. I stopped what I as doing and almost immediately left the room ; ; I just HATE them SOOOO much >< I dont undertsnad the ppl who have cockarocches as Pets. WTF PPL???? >< WHY?? They are ugly as fuck and creepy >< anyways, I told my friend about the roach and he told me to kill it ;_; ME??? HELL no ; ; I said ok and got about 6-7 napkins (I dont want to squish it ; ; freaks the fuck out of me) to squish it. ; ; I went back to the room and unfourtunately it was still there ; ; It took me about 3 minutes to actually get near it.

OMG I HATE them soo fucking much ><
end of rant ; ;
 
Cockroaches are NASTY. And if your friend has them in their house, something is wrong. They need to do some serious cleaning or something. Unless they live in an apartment building, in which case it could be someone else who's a nasty slob.

I've never had vermin in my home, but they have sometimes come in from other apartments. Last place it was mice, lots of mice. We had a mouse come in maybe once a month or so. They never lasted long though- our cat would corner them in the hall closet, where I'd then trap it in a box and chuck it out the (2nd story) window. No, I couldn't kill them- too much of a softie. I just set them out to take their chances with a 2-story fall into the back alley dumpster, heh. I did find a dead roach under my bookcase when we moved- I can only assume it came in from another apartment and starved to death, lol.

The place we lived in before had roaches in the trash room- sorta unescapeable, they lived in the dumpster and would come climbing up the chute. EIGHT STORIES up. Ewww. I hated taking the trash out because of it, and still try to put it onto my husband when I can.
 
cockroaches provide no use...the stuff they do is just disgusting..
you will have a hard time sleeping when you know the things they do. an old biology teacher of mine said that they like eating the "eye buggers" from the corners of your eyes and drinking your saliva
 
Wow, chpal, you sound like such a whiny bitch. Can't think of what kind of woman/man/thing would want you. It's a roach, your about 100+ times its size. step on the damn thing.
 
Tsumaru said:
Wow, chpal, you sound like such a whiny bitch. Can't think of what kind of woman/man/thing would want you. It's a roach, your about 100+ times its size. step on the damn thing.
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I'm shure you'll be saying the same thing when a Flying Cockraoch the size of your fist fly's into your face. :roll:
 
I have been attacked by Giant Cockroaches before. I merely casted Thunder II on his bitch ass. He was {Too weak} for this {Impossible to gauge} {Black Mage}
 
Tsumaru said:
I have been attacked by Giant Cockroaches before. I merely casted Thunder II on his bitch ass. He was {Too weak} for this {Impossible to gauge} {Black Mage}
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*Slaps Tsumaru*
Lol, get back to reality.
 
Tsumaru said:
I have been attacked by Giant Cockroaches before. I merely casted Thunder II on his bitch ass. He was {Too weak} for this {Impossible to gauge} {Black Mage}
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Wait....Cockroaches have the {Earth} {Element} {Attribute}, so your {Thunder} II may have been ineffective. I hope you were able to cast {Aero} or {Warp} before it started depleting your {health}.
 
Well, they were {too weak} for me so they didn't get the resist.

{Tarutaru} {hand} {job} {Do you need it?} {I want to make money.}

{Hume} {woman} {jerkin} {Galka} {rod}
 
{I have plans.} {Sneak} {inside} {Bastok Residential Area}, {Steal} {child}, {Run Away!}

Then, {Raise} {Cooking} {Skill} :twisted:



/ja "Scream" <me>
/wait 1
/ja "Stomp" <Cockroach>
/ja "Stomp" <Cockroach>
/ja "Stomp" <Cockroach>
/ja "Stomp" <Cockroach>
/ja "Stomp" <Cockroach>
/ja "Stomp" <Cockroach>
/ja "Stomp" <Cockroach>
 
was this a tropical roach or a east-temperate wood roach?
Wood-roaches are Nothing. Junebugs are more disgusting.
try the ones in hawaii some time....
theyre not roaches so much as B-52 bombers.
usually for these, when they get in the house and start flying around, we select the weapon of choice, a tennis or badminton racquet, and skill up.
just be careful Not to whack them into any glass or the walls. it takes skill, but you try to aim them down, otherwise cleaning the schmeg off the walls if they pop can be quite nauseating.

~Syn
 
yeah.. cockroaches are GAY
I've used RAID in my house (the bomb type >.>)
about 4 times now... DIE DAMMIT!
 
well, at 2:00 Am last night after i logged i saw (Don't read this one if a visual will make you hurl the way i did.) a guy ate 5 live cockroaches on tv.


poor chpal. 'm 6'3" 230 lbs and i'm still more afraid of cockroaches and spiders (on the grounds that there are tons of poisonous spiders out there and i like living) when a blonde throws a pin at me.

(if you don't know the old joke... Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run the F*ck away, she's holding a grenade.)

and ps. i've been with 20 ft of someone who dropped a live grenade with no pin in it. i ducked behind the 3' thick cement wall. it cracked.
 
Don't roaches live for a few days even after you cut off their heads?

/em vomits profusely :oops:
 
Correction: They can live for months without their heads.

*shudder*
 
Tsumaru said:
Wow, chpal, you sound like such a whiny bitch. Can't think of what kind of woman/man/thing would want you. It's a roach, your about 100+ times its size. step on the damn thing.
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:roll: :roll: :roll:
whatever dude. Go step on a ebola virus or a black widow. You are muuccchh bigger arent you? Im scared shitless of spiders too, and yet im bigger too. So please STFU^^

Blackchaoshero: 0_0 OMG EWWWWWWW ><

Synical: I dont know what kind it was. It was small and brownish.

Jender and Desini: thanks alot ; ; NOw im going to dream of headless cockaroches ;; . I wonder who the fuck figured that out anyways ; ;


masterorion1: ; ; thank you. thats just what I needed to know ; ;
 
I love Calgary...we don't have roaches, ticks, fleas or rats :D
 
Sabia said:
I love Calgary...we don't have roaches, ticks, fleas or rats :D
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Aye, but it's infested with Canadians. :lol:
 
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